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Princess Mononoke Transcript- But Better IMHO by alapest for jacksfilms
Fandoms: Mononoke-hime | Princess Mononoke
09 Jul 2017
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Well, I think it’s safe to say that I think I actually did it this time... I know I say this a lot but I really do think I broke myself, my computer, the english language and the extent of how far someone should go for the sake of pissing everyone off...
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The Tale of Kierre and Gregor's Worms by alapest for @usachanbeccer
Fandoms: Kim Kardashian - Fandom, my best friend's bird she made in art class, THIS ISNT A FANDOM BUT I WISH IT WAS LOL
24 Feb 2017
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In which and old friend of mine asked me to write them a fic about two birds they created in art class when we were driving to Las Vegas last summer- I still don't know how in the world this story happened- I think I just blacked it and worms wrote it
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An adorable oneshot about lost and found love. Heavily inspired by Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'.
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hand to heart, I swear by corpsesoldier
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2022
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Gideon has a broken heart, and there's only one necromancer who can fix it.
Bookmarked by alapest
21 Jun 2026
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Why Would You Be Loved by Emily_Devours_Stories
Fandom とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
03 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 56,706
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 6
Bookmarked by alapest
16 Jun 2026
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Woof! (The Leash One) by eldritchknights
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
17 Aug 2025
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After having a long week of individually dealing with patrons and teaching apprentices, Qifrey and Olruggio decide to burn off some steam with some pet play. As one does.
This is just more wizard BSDM.
(Now with some crazy good art from Itaveli from Tumblr!!?)
Bookmarked by alapest
08 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
Bookmarked by alapest
24 May 2026
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Why Would You Be Loved by Emily_Devours_Stories
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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Qifrey knows that mixing pleasure and pain is dangerous, but he also knows that he cannot have the former without the latter. He loves Olly too much to drag him into a messy love life on top of everything else.
Easthies feels inexplicably attracted to Qifrey.
They both know it's not love but why shouldn't they use each other for pleasure until they get tired of it?
Spoilers up to chapter 95.
Set between Qifrey's fourth and fifth test. To me, this feels like their (broke?) student days, maybe their early twenties. In my headcanon Easthies is slightly older. Qifrey does not yet wear glasses. I do not write slow burn, I burn the candle on both ends and I aim for maximum emotional damage. To me Orufrey is endgame and Easfrey is delicious, delicious toxic yaoi. I mean look at that dirty look at the very beginning of chapter 50.
Series
- Part 1 of Why Would You Be Loved
Bookmarked by alapest
24 May 2026