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If Results Persist for More Than Four Hours by macaque
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
08 Mar 2026
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Then Hans shook his head and said the last thing Henry had ever expected him to say, which was, "No, no. All you need to do is help get me off!"
"Um," said Henry.
"Not like that," Hans had the audacity to say, after he'd made it sound exactly like that.
After Henry gives Lord Capon the fabled Musk of Infinite Allure that he so desperately needed in order to woo the butcher's daughter, he gets called back to the lord's room to solve another problem—the very persistent rut that his potion has apparently set off. Fortunately, Capon doesn't ask for much—he only needs Henry to sit in the room with him and keep him company. It'll be just like any other night, really.
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09 Apr 2026
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Verso, a construction worker, one day caught a whiff of something intoxicating during his lunch break. There was an odd fragrance in that ice cream shop, driving him insane. He couldn't quite pin it down: he's tried each flavor twice. The nice beta behind the counter thought he just had a sweet tooth. But he's wrong. Verso is hunting for something, and it isn't just the gelato.
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05 Apr 2026
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The great pizzle yanking tournament by MarlinGot
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
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21 Dec 2025
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Where Poppies Seldom Grow by AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 May 2026
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In 1403, Sigismund of Luxembourg was found murdered in his bedchamber within Sedletz Monastery. Later that year, King Wenceslas was restored to his rightful place on the Bohemian throne.
In 1404, Pribyslavitz burned.
Now, five years on, something haunts the forests north of Talmberg. Tales differ from town to town, but those whispered in Uzhitz tell of a beast unlike any Hans had ever hunted before. What he finds stalking those dark woods will threaten everything he knows - about life, himself, and the nature of both men and beasts.
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It all began with that fucking peasant.
Hans Capon, a noble used to the finer things in life, never guessed a blacksmith’s boy could unsettle him so completely. Henry’s defiance was matched only by the weight of his grief. He possessed an unyielding fire that refused to bow before insufferable lords, no matter how handsome they were.
Hate was supposed to be simple. Instead, the more they tried to hate each other, the more the both of them couldn't.
(KCD1 - Very much enemies, to lovers.)