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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    Aziraphale just wants these particular humans to be happy. Crowley is about halfway on board, but he'd really like to know just what Aziraphale is playing at.

    He's certainly not JEALOUS or anything.

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    21 Oct 2020

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    Crowley likes giving Aziraphale things. Whatever he wants, actually.

    Which, happily, includes Crowley himself, as it turns out.

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    Aziraphale has a cooking show on the internet. It started out with three viewers, but now he's known as the happy grandfather that blew up overnight. Crowley occasionally makes cameos, has dedicated his garden to giving Aziraphale fresh herbs and vegetables, and struggles with living after the apocalypse.
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    “Taste this, my dear,” Aziraphale said.

    He held a spoonful of jam to Crowley’s lips with his free hand cautiously under it, ready to catch any dripping.

    Crowley leaned forward to wrap his lips around the spoon.

    Most likely his shyness came from the small tender moments Aziraphale was not afraid of showing the world. It had been the topic of many long conversations after Aziraphale took Crowley’s hand in St. James Park, causing Crowley to freeze and break out in a cold sweat. Being discreet had always been their top priority. For 6,000 years, someone would have surely seen them if they embraced in the middle of London. But now, Aziraphale had assured Crowley, things were different. They no longer needed to hide, but Aziraphale would go as slow as Crowley needed him to.

    It was almost funny how their roles had switched after the apocalypse.

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