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Potter’s breathing is uneven. “I was saying—I don’t think you heard me. Are you listening?”
“I’m on a tight schedule, Potter. I don’t make exceptions for the Chosen One, no matter how fit he is.” Draco hums in satisfaction as he measures Potter’s other wrist. Potter’s skin is so warm and soft. Draco could dive into it and never come up for air. “I’m going to measure your legs now.”
Potter makes a stricken sound and tries to grab Draco. “Wait—no—I—”
Draco dodges him and kneels on the floor. Ludicrous man. “Oh, heavens.”
Draco is face to face with Potter’s erection. His boxer briefs are obscenely tented, a small wet spot just below the waistband.
“It’s not what you think.” Potter’s voice is so strained, and he moves one hand to cover his cock, but Draco bats it away.
“What else would it be, then? Looks like a cock to me.”
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Or: Draco is enthusiastic about Harry's hot dad bod. And he makes Harry call him Daddy. That's it. That's the fic.Series
- Part 1 of The Daddy Draco Verse
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“An astrological anomaly induced bond,” Harry repeats, deadpan, as the Head Healer of the Magical Malfunctions ward finishes announcing his prognosis.
“Space magic,” says Draco, tapping long fingers irritably against the arm of his chair. “You’re saying we’ve been zapped by space magic.”
The Healer huffs. “That’s rather simplifying things, gentlemen.”
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*Updates Weekly*
After Molly Weasley reports shocking abuse on the part of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, Albus Dumbledore makes an official decision to Turn A Blind Eye. After all, the Dursleys *are* the key to Harry's Blood Wards. Though McGonagall is appalled, she is ultimately unwilling to take a stand against Albus.
Enraged at this dual neglect, Severus Snape decides to take matters into his own hands. Little does he know that his attempts to modify Harry's Blood Wards will result in *accidentally adopting* The Boy Who Lived. Shocked and horrified, Severus is left with no choice but to move forward as best he can. After all, there's no use crying over spilled potions. . .
This fic is set just after the Weasley siblings rescue Harry from the barred window/canned soup/cat flap situation in Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. It is broadly inspired by many of my favorite Snape/Harry Adoption Fics, which I have gathered into the collection Snape_Harry_FoundFamily. Thanks, all y'all, for creating such delightful fics.
**This fanfic author in no way, shape or form condones JKR's hateful and shameful behavior. Trans Rights are Human Rights.**
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There's Something Wrong With Harry Potter by cryme_anocean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy has known there’s something wrong with Harry Potter since he was eleven years old. Between the rock in his shoe making him cry during detention and the grime on his skin keeping him from defeating the Dark Lord, Draco has always known there’s something wrong with Harry Potter. It helps that Draco has also always known just how to fix it.
Or: flufftober alt 20 - “I’ve got you”
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- Part 16 of cryme_anocean's flufftober 2025
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Trouble with your tie, Potter? by tenthousandyears for Discessio
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2022
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The last thing Harry expects when Slughorn partners him up with Zabini is Malfoy shooting them furious looks throughout the whole class and then unceremoniously snogging Harry in the corridor.