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    oh, but she burns by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    22 Jun 2026

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    Agatha inspects Rio with predatory eyes, eyes that are shrewd, starving. She's a murderer, Rio thinks - but she doesn't fight. She stays perfectly still as Agatha leans in. Stays still as she runs her lips up the curve of Rio's neck, feather-light and agonizing.

    "Don't you want me to have fun with you?" Agatha murmurs, breath warm in her ear.

    FBI Agent Rio Vidal is obsessed with hunting down serial killer Agatha Harkness. Unfortunately for her, the feeling is mutual:

    Agatha's a lit match, and Rio's got a whole life ready to burn.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    night shift by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    16 Jan 2026

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    Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.

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    There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.

    Agatha’s fine.

    Agatha’s not mad.

    She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    all mirth and no matter by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)  

    21 Feb 2025

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    “She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.

    He opened a laptop and played her the footage.

    “Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.

    “I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.

    Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.

     

    AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha

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    19 Oct 2025

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    death has a cabin in delaware by

    Fandom Agatha All Along (TV)

    19 Feb 2026

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    25 Jun 2025

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    i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by

    Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

    26 Mar 2025

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    “And where would I do that, moron?”

    “I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”

    “You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”

    Well, when she puts it like that.

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    Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.

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    27 Mar 2025