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    Five hockey players, one blizzard, and a shared wardrobe full of Russian labels that Shane is desperate to keep hidden. It turns out that forced proximity is a lot harder when your boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov and he’s being an ass just to keep the act up—and because the bed is little too cold and little too big for Shane to sleep alone.

    (There was a comment saying I should mention that you have to click on things, which is fair. So guys, click on everything — it’ll end up being something.

    chapter 8 is CSS I used to format this fic.)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    And so here he sat on his couch, staring intently at his boyfriend’s face as he waited for an answer.
    “Okay.”
    Ilya felt his eyes light up as he took in the word, something so simple yet so joyous to him right now. “Really?” he asked, still not believing he was agreeing.
    Shane nodded, waiting a moment before replying, “Obviously as friends, but you trust them, and I trust you.”
    Ilya felt a smile break across his face, too happy to be embarrassed by how much this affected him.

     

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    What if Shane agreed to go to Bood's Boxing Day party with Ilya, and a drunken game of Never Have I ever ensues?

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    @Ottawacentaursofficial
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    1. Photo of Centaurs players Zane Boodram, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Josh Boyle, Troy Barrett, Wyatt Hayes, and, most notably in the center, Ilya Rozanov, all with their arms slung around each other and smiling.
    2. The same players keeled over laughing at something Dykstra had just said.
    3. The same players surrounding Ilya, all still laughing and talking

    🎶 The Louvre by Lorde 🎶

    Welcome to the club, Cap! Good to have you 😉 #gocentaursgo #censhockey #ilyarozanov #stanleycupplayoffs
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    The Ottawa Centaurs post a photo of all the engaged or married guys on the team, and, of course, Ilya Rozanov is in their midst.
    The Internet tries to figure out the connection of everyone in the photo.

    Set Post-Fanmailgate, but Pre-Tripgate

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A harmless #FuckMarryKillFaceoff sweeps Hockey Twitter.
    Players, families, and fans join the chaos - until Shane Hollander becomes an option.
    Suddenly, Ilya Rozanov stops laughing and starts reminding the entire internet that Shane is already married... to him.

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    25 Jun 2026