ap_philophobia
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A large black, gift-wrapped package arrives at Pysch's doorstep, with no label or any sign of ever being sent through the mail. The only clue was placed atop the satin bow: a wax-sealed, instructional note for one Shawn Spencer, signed P. Despereruax.
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“So so cute… but not that cute. Just let me write a few last notes down, okay?” Her hand then held his head up, locking their gaze.
As dedicated as she was, it was undeniably hot seeing him on his knees like that, nestling into her palm with big eyes; holding his stubble-coated face between her tender fingers, watching him show off that stupid, charming smile. She let them bide; the two watching each other parse through every new thought this position gave them.-
Juliet is found working off the clock, and sadly this "work from home" is intruding on her date night. Shawn just can't just bear to share her with some murder mystery and demands that sweet, sweet attention.
Lucky for him, being "persistently sexy" can get you pretty far, especially when you sit so nicely at your girlfriend's heels.
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Four Weddings (Bisexuals) and a Funeral (Realization) by ap_philophobia
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
04 Jun 2026
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During their regularly scheduled movie date night, Juliet's open fondness for Mr. Hugh Grant sparks a conversation about their romantic types.
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Following a heated confrontation at the SBPD Station, which was so rudely cut short, Lassiter is left frustrated and confused. He shockingly agrees to a "date" for the evening to pick up where things left off.
Shawn, still in awe of the position he's now in, wants to take full advantage and keep his winning streak. With a supportive "hall pass" cheering him on, he is set on the one goal of hearing a confession, or hopefully a "please".--
OR Carlton finds out two things: he's stupidly attracted to Shawn, and his insistent need for praise takes him to all-new lows.
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- Part 3 of Give Me the First Sour Taste
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“Hold up!” Shawn jogged back and stood in front of the detectives again. "Lassie– Lassafrass…” He looked Carlton up and down, swiftly analyzing for an “in”, something to pick apart so his "investigation" could continue.
“You… left your watch at my apartment last night.” Shawn adorned this fake, “seriously concerned” expression.
“I- What?” Lassiter scoffed. Without looking, he grabbed his left wrist to feel for his watch, which was indeed missing.
“Wait– You were at Shawn's last night?” Juliet leaned over to insert herself into this staredown, her face scrunching.
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After an extremely eventful night at Santa Baraba’s local Tiki Bar, Shawn Spencer is awoken by a dismal winter morning, a massive hangover, and a spotty memory. With littered clues connecting his night to a certain sat & pepper Detective, he is determined to find the answers to his "investigation"... and even land himself in a new one.Series
- Part 2 of Give Me the First Sour Taste
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Collection of Shassie/(Technically Polyclue?) fics following the same thread, but can be enjoyed separately <3
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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09 Jul 2026
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“It’ll be fine,” Dale says, even though he’s not really sure of that. It’s another thing he tries not to make a habit of — saying things he doesn’t mean. But he just wants Harry to stop looking at him like that.
“I don’t know, Coop,” Harry says, voice a million times softer, goose-down all of a sudden. It knocks Dale upside the head, parts his lips on nought but silence, and Harry adds, “Just doesn’t feel right. But I got you, you know that.”
Dale does know. Jesus Christ, he knows; knows and wishes he didn’t because it makes stars burst in the empty space above and between his eyebrows, and the glitter dust debris falls down over all his organs and turns his insides into some sort of terrible bleeding disco.
“Thanks, Harry,” Dale whispers back.
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09 Jul 2026
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(Written for starfish_spencer in the 2025 Secret Santa Psych fic exchange.)
A mysterious death at a local Renaissance Faire leads our intrepid investigators on a time-traveling tour of everything the Faire has to offer, from folk dancing to falconry and beyond.
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01 Jul 2026
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Attack of the Tribbles! by carrotsofthepirabbean
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
29 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Starbase 805! Home of the """half-Vulcan""", """psychic detective""" that Starfleet Security knows about and wishes they didn't.
This week in 'oh god, what's happening now': animal trafficking is bad, theft is bad, and murder, too, is also a big no-no.
It's also the greatest day of Shawn Spencer's life.
Whether or not tribbles are involved is yet to be confirmed.
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18 Jun 2026
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Bits and pieces for Kinktober (Psych edition) that couldn't be (or just weren't) posted as standalone fics during October proper. Some of these have been, or will be, posted separately; I just wanted to have an omnibus edition, especially to make sure the WIPs didn't fall through the cracks.
Full tags and remaining chapters TBA. Happy Halloween, nerds!
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15 Jun 2026