apiphile
Fandoms
- Torchwood (25)
- The Used (US Band) (16)
- My Chemical Romance (14)
- Inception (2010) (14)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (9)
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Original summary: "Texts from last night: Awesome, time-devouring website. 424 is an LA area code, 801 is the Salt Lake City area code, after that you're on your own. NB: Authors are Australian and British, not American."
Original date of posting: May 17 2009
Co-created with @jar (who does not wish to be added as a creator to any new works, hence no link)
Posted here for purely archival reasons as LJ is apparently collapsing for real now.
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Being An Examination Of The Literary Achievements Of An Emo Band. by apiphile
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
17 Feb 2026
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Original summary: "FOB only have themselves to blame for this."
Original date of posting: December 2 2008
Being posted here for purely archival purposes, since LJ is collapsing for real now.
Created with @jar.
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Listen: I told him not to do it. by apiphile for EffieNell
Fandoms: Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
23 Oct 2025
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Yeah so sometimes your ancestor's wacko roommate wants to create life, and your ancestor talks him out of it, and that somehow makes the outcome worse instead of better?
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A Normal Frog, A Heterosexual Frog by apiphile for greenycrimson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Parkinson - Fandom, British Actor RPF, Muppet RPF
12 May 2025
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Greeny Crimson asked: https://greenycrimson.tumblr.com/post/782885736132329472
(in the comments)I delivered.
I don't know what to tell you, man. British talk show host Michael Parkinson does unspeakable (and unspoken) things to the world's most famous puppet/frog in the Green Room. That's it, that's the fic.
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Ominous Times In Soho by apiphile, EffieNell
Fandoms: Black Books (TV), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2019
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One antiquarian book seller attempts to purchase a book and fails; in the battle between good, evil, alcoholics and entropy, entropy always wins. Much thanks to Supriya for the beta.
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the spy who... by apiphile
Fandom Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - John Le Carré
23 Feb 2012
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spies are merely talking heads by apiphile
Fandom Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - John Le Carré
04 Oct 2011
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ain't no party like a vanguard party by Fahye for apiphile
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Oct 2014
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Steve and Natasha have a rousing discussion about truth, honour and patriotism. More or less.
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When Jesus broke bread at the Last Supper he did not say EAT ME. by myhappyface
Fandoms: Misfits
14 Feb 2012
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Nathan would have done it: guidelines to avoid when interacting with the world at large.
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Orpheus, to No One But Himself by myhappyface for apiphile
Fandoms: As Meat Loves Salt - Maria McCann
08 Dec 2012
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Bookmarked by apiphile
25 Dec 2012
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YES GOOD PERFECT ACTUALLY PERFECT NEXT TIME I READ THE BOOK I WILL COME BACK AND READ THIS AGAIN TO SOOTHE MY ACHING SOUL
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Luther cleans the blood off his puppy. Post 2x02.
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After 2x02, Ripley looks for help.