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    Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.

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    You
    I really was looking forward to seeing you after the game
    I’m as sad at missing that
    As I am sad at missing the playoffs.

    Lily
    so am I
    fuck Marlow

    You
    Aww, he’s not your favorite anymore?

    Lily
    LEAST favorite now 😤

    You
    I mean at least he feels bad. I believe him when he says he didn’t mean to hurt me.

    Lily
    so do I
    I just don’t care
    he still DID hurt you
    he should watch where he’s going

    You
    😂
    So you’re not going to get custom Bears lingerie with a 7 on it, then?

    Lily
    no
    I’ll get one for every other number on the team though 😘

    You
    That’s an awful lot of money to spend on kindling.

    Leaked texts from Shane Hollander’s phone out him…as dating a Cliff Marleau fangirl.

    No one is really sure what to do about this — least of all, Cliff Marleau.

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    Cas: I love you
    Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband.

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    Exactly what the series title says: Everyone Wants Shane Hollander.

    Each fic is meant to stand alone, though they are all set in the same universe.

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