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The cold muzzle of his blaster pressed firmly against the back of the woman’s skull.
“Don’t move.” he said, his voice flat and unyielding through the modulator.
The room stilled.
Grogu started making happy noises, his stubby arms stretching out toward Din, the forgotten meal slipping entirely from his attention. “Buuh,” he grunted, repeating it over and over, eyes bright.
“Buir?” the woman’s voice was soft but measured, a question aimed at Grogu. The child’s gaze flicked to her, then back to Din, repeating the sound with a nod of his wrinkled head.
She let out a long sigh, the motion slight, almost imperceptible against the muzzle. Her accent carried the rhythm and cadence of Core Worlds— It struck him as entirely out of place here.He didn’t like her speaking Mando’a.
Din pressed the cold metal harder against the back of her skull, testing her resolve. She said nothing for a few heartbeats.
Then, finally, she spoke.
“So… you’re the reason my child is wearing chainmail.”
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You Can't Be My Sugar Daddy, We Don't Even Have Sugar by anarchycox for thenerdyindividual
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
02 Apr 2020
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Geralt runs into Jaskier a year or so after they parted due to perhaps, Geralt overreacting during a stressful time. He hadn't expected Jaskier to actually leave. Ciri is wintering with Yennefer and it has perhaps been a bit lean for Geralt. And it seems Jaskier has thrived. Good for him. Geralt is sure this brief encounter is all that will occur and he'll move on, alone like usual.
But to his surprise Jaskier joins him once more. Only whenever they are in a village, Jaskier always buys them the best room, hot baths, Geralt has new armor, and once was given coin to go buy those 'pretty stabby things you were drooling over in the window.' He had snarled, but then bought them. They were really nice daggers.
Geralt really wishes he could figure out what was going on. And why all the care feels rather not bad. Not bad at all.
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Good evening,
Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Spock* * * *
After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).
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His- his pants? Jaskier hadn’t even struck his assailant, he’d just gotten his clothing?
“You smelled him the same as I did, he was terrified. I can’t blame him either,” the other one, Geralt, commented.
“I can. I can and I will. I’ll blame every fucking noble if they’ve so much as fucking touched Eskel.”Is a kidnapping a kidnapping if it’s getting an Omega away from shity parents and an arranged marriage?
I mean, obviously it is, and they deal with it, but this whole thing is self indulgent, so feel free to join the ride :)Series
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Jaskier seems to run into Witcher's quite a lot when he travels apart from Geralt. He also seems to be oblivious over how much loyalty he inspires.
Will that hold true when all the secrets of his past come into the light?
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- Part 1 of Family of a Lark
