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Awkwardness Ensues by artihex
Fandoms: Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Big Bang Theory (TV)
13 Aug 2017
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[WARNING: Kind of old and not super well-written?? Sorry. Also: The Big Bang Theory is kind of a bad show. Oops]
Star doesn't know Marco has a (girl)friend over and she visits at an inopportune time. (!! not smut !!)
Or: a play off that scene in The Vartabedian Conundrum (season 2 episode 10 of The Big Bang Theory).
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When Patrick scores the game winner in overtime, he shouts with joyful abandon at his teammates, sporting the same big grin he’d flashed at Jonny earlier. It hits something deep inside of Jonny, something that just wants, and he’s suddenly glad he didn’t ask for Patrick’s number. Even in the completely unlikely chance that Patrick would be interested in him, there’s no way he’d be able to date him; and when they inevitably broke up, Jonny would be left devastated, pining over Patrick’s face plastered all over the city.
No, better that he keep his little crush at a safe distance, like all the other hockey fans—all the other Kaner fans—in Chicago.
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29 Dec 2025
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added to kindle i love not a hockey player aus
READ AND SO MEMORABLE!! the one where jonny owns a fishing shop and pkane is a hockey player.
The face he can't forget by CoffeeKristin for jezziejay, archd jan 2026
Fandoms:Hockey RPF, Sports RPF
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
M/M
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04 May 2017
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsPatrick Kane/Jonathan ToewsPatrick KaneJonathan ToewsBrent SeabrookDuncan KeithPatrick SharpArtemi PanarinArtem AnisimovAlternate Universe - Notting Hill FusionAngstFluffFluff and AngstRomantic ComedyPining
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When Patrick scores the game winner in overtime, he shouts with joyful abandon at his teammates, sporting the same big grin he’d flashed at Jonny earlier. It hits something deep inside of Jonny, something that just wants, and he’s suddenly glad he didn’t ask for Patrick’s number. Even in the completely unlikely chance that Patrick would be interested in him, there’s no way he’d be able to date him; and when they inevitably broke up, Jonny would be left devastated, pining over Patrick’s face plastered all over the city.No, better that he keep his little crush at a safe distance, like all the other hockey fans—all the other Kaner fans—in Chicago.
Language: English Words: 33,165 Chapters: 4/4 Collections: 1 Comments: 67 Kudos: 432 Bookmarks: 86 Hits: 9,593
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Post hockey Jonny loses his way and starts over again.
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Jonny had Patrick wrapped up against his chest, snug and cozy underneath the blankets.
“You should be out with the team,” Jon murmured into Patrick's hair, “You rarely go out anymore.”
“I don't want to,” Pat replied, looking up at his boyfriend, “If we can't be out in public, then I'll stay in the shadows with you.”
Or, Patrick’s a star hockey player, and Jonny is not. They meet anyway, and from there, it's a spiral of secret relationship woes and midnight movie dates (with an occasional handjob thrown in somewhere).
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10 Mar 2026
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the reality of things by orphan account
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He finally rests a hand on Jamie’s shoulder, nowhere sensitive, but Jamie shudders under it just the same. “Whatever you need,” Tyler promises, and doesn’t quail under Jamie’s searching look. “It’s you and me, remember?”
(or: Jamie gets sex glitter poisoning and Tyler is totally absolutely definitely just helping a friend out, no pining required)
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- Part 1 of kissing the tar
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24 Feb 2026
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this is so cute i love them “i could provide for you” “i could provide for you too” 🥹🥹🥹
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“My mother always told me to stay away from people like you,” Jonathan whispered, curling into the hand that cupped his cheek, “You're dangerous.”
Patrick smirked at him, knuckles brushing against Jon’s skin; gentle, loving, everything Jonny ever wanted.
"I'm dangerous to some, sweetheart," Patrick crooned lowly into his ear, kissing the mole on his neck, loving, possessive, "But never to you."
After all, Stockholm Syndrome is just a fancy term for falling in love.
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- Part 1 of Black Sunflowers
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20 Feb 2026
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hyped for a weird and spooky ride!!