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- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (31)
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After the horrific experience of carrying his children, Angel struggles to find out what family really means. His turmoil leaves a struggling, sober Husk in the dust with his baby, and Alastor, acting stranger than ever.
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- Part 2 of Unfit
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Dethklok is doing their first tour since Toki's return. Despite insisting otherwise, none of them have healed from the events of Doomstar, least of all the chordophonists: William and Skwisgaar are more tense than ever, Toki longs for his independence, and to top it all off, a raging meth addiction jeopardizes the signature Dethklok sound. The boys are their own biggest obstacles—Can they overcome themselves?
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- Part 7 of Skwisface Secret Dating
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Nathan and Skwisgaar's solo project is a failure. Their relationships are irreparably destroyed. Even using each other as a distraction doesn't work, so Skwisgaar does something he hasn't done in months.
He calls William.
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- Part 6 of Skwisface Secret Dating
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Murderface and Toki discover a box of CDs in the basement, none of which have seen the light of day for years. Skwisgaar walks in on them jamming out to the mysterious band, Financially Raped.
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- Part 5 of Skwisface Secret Dating
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Murderface laments to Skwisgaar about his lady troubles, so Skwisgaar offers to help him out. To his surprise, his jealousy is overwhelming.
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- Part 4 of Skwisface Secret Dating
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Archer High School AU by artlesscommerce, happy_birthday_diane_use_a_pretty_font
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09 Jun 2019
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While converting the family's VHS collection, Seth comes across a memory that Pickles would rather leave buried.
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02 Jan 2023
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Being a new arrival in Hell, Vox assumed that he had a good handle on things. He considered himself to be quite adept in these things.
But clearly, that wasn’t the case, as he now sits in silence, contemplating at what point things had gone so terribly wrong, and how.
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08 Jul 2020
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Sugar is Sweet (and So Are You) by Syntaxeme
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Oct 2021
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Plagued by affection for Angel and jealousy toward his 'clients,' Alastor comes up with a plan to keep Angel from having to work the streets. He didn't intend to become Angel's sugar daddy…but he has to admit, the position does come with certain benefits that are too sweet to give up. The question is whether Angel will ever be able to let go of his past and allow their relationship to evolve from a business transaction into something more genuine.
And even if he wants to, will his past let go of him?
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- Part 1 of Sugarverse
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14 Jun 2020
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Pretty Little Doll by Scorpius_Wears_Short_Skirts (RevenantCarnival)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
27 Jan 2020
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Angel Dust finds himself on the business end of Sir Pentious's newest invention and has to cope with being much smaller than he's used to being.
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- Part 5 of YCTH!Verse
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18 Mar 2020
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This will never be finished I’m sorry 😭
Husk and Alastor had kept their relationship under wraps for years, and no one ever suspected a thing. It had been their little secret, and they had been fine with that. It was safer that way anyways, the other overlords would’ve used something like that against Alastor for sure.
Besides, it was no one else’s business. They didn’t need to know about Alastor’s terrible puns that could get a laugh out of Husk every time without fail. They didn’t need to know about the nights when Husk would wake up from a particularly bloody nightmare to call Al to his place, shaking and crying in the taller demon’s arms until they both fell asleep. They didn’t need to know about the handholding and the cuddling and the nuzzles and all the soft warm moments that Husk adored.
It was none of their business.
But all good things must come to an end
And every secret comes out eventually.
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17 Mar 2020