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Wet strings of blonde hair cling to her cheek as the stream of the shower runs over her. Guilt and grief settle like the weight of bones in the pit of her stomach. "Heavy is the head that wears the crown," she thinks sullenly.
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pretty while pestering by FishboneHairpin for weemsandswanqueen13
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
20 Apr 2026
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Madeline won’t leave Helen alone while she’s working. Chaos ensues.
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G!P Helen Sharp and desperate Madeline Ashton.
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03 Jul 2026
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despedida by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Jun 2026
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"You've got to be kidding me."
For a moment, the woman simply stares at Madeline in confusion, the slightest frown on her face, and Madeline thinks that perhaps she might have actually gone insane. That certainly is more plausible than meeting this woman again, a woman she shouldn’t even be able to recognize because she hasn’t actually met her, not her, not in this life.
But then the woman’s eyes widen, her shoulders sag, her mouth forms the most perfect o shape, her hand moves to point at Madeline like she’s some kind of freak in a circus.
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
And Madeline can’t help it, so she lets out a chuckle because of course that’s the first thing that comes out of this woman’s lips.
"It’s you,” Madeline says, and much to her horror, she sounds a lot fonder than she intends to.
Or: Much to their dismay, Madeline and Helen keep finding each other in every life.
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30 Jun 2026
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30 Jun 2026
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At the Pink Pony Club by Avalanche_of_Xanax
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
30 May 2026
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Helen Sharp has a big fat crush on Madeline Ashton and has seen her star in Me! Me! Me! countless times. At one of her stagedoors, Madeline decides she wants Helen in her dressing room ASAP, any consequences be damned.
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The fourth installment of the Rise and Fall of a Newark Princess; Pink Pony Club. Mind you, this is probably the least relevant songfic to its song ever. I kind of struggled to find a relevent storyline and just went with some association until I came up with celebrity x fan age gap yuri plot line, so take the title with a grain of salt.
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- Part 4 of Rise and Fall of a Newark Princess
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02 Jun 2026
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hold me like water by simpards
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
03 Jul 2026
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Madeline has the perfect life. She reminds herself as she applies her make up in her vanity.
She has everything a woman can dream of: a husband and a house big enough for a family of six with a perfect lawn and picket fence.
She is the American Dream all those men fought so hard for in the second World War.
Still, she’s profoundly unsatisfied.
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housewife! mad and neighbor!hel in 1959 au
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- Part 1 of creatures of the spring, you and i
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20 May 2026