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Time Won’t Change You by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
09 Aug 2025
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When he’d left the city comforts behind along with the racket that had only lately begun to grate on his nerves, he hadn’t thought to expect company. Coming up on nearly two hundred years of knowing him better than he knew himself, it turned out Jimmy had a few surprises left in him after all.
Kindling skittered across the brittle grass.
He sank into the chore’s steady rhythm. The wind came up, teasing whitecaps on the lake. The source of that heady familiar scent was less than a mile off now and moving at a fair clip. Either Logan had grown less cautious since Victor last laid hands on him in the foothills of the Rockies or he had his mind set on a thing he didn’t have much patience left to do without.
Whatever that might be, it promised to make for an entertaining evening.
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Limited Edition Flavour by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
31 Mar 2025
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“Number three on my to do list.” Wade clinked his glass against Logan’s bottle. “Fuck Logan until he passes out. And I mean pass out for real this time, not take a power nap between rounds.”
Logan shook his head, cracked a smile in spite of himself. “You know I can smell a lie on you.”
“Oho, buddy. Your sniffer is on the fritz if you think that’s a lie.” Knocking back the icy dregs of his drink, Wade nipped Logan’s out of his hand for a taste. “God, you drink the shittest beer,” he said, and glugged more for the hell of it. “C’mon, I’ve got a suite at the Crest and the tub has jets.”
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Animals in Captivity by autoschediastic for some_stars
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Mar 2025
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There’s nowhere to sit in his cell, nothing to lean against. He stretches out flat on his back on the thrumming floor. The electricity that charges the bars runs constantly. At least it keeps him warm; he can’t remember the last time he had clothes.
“You’re a mess,” says the man. “Guess you’re not expecting company.”
“Only you, honey.”
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“He’s bringing you gifts and providing for you, peanut. Like a good man should!”
Wade’s ideas of romance, he’s learned, are unique. That they might align even a fraction with Victor’s isn’t something he’s ready to deal with.
“You think he’s, what, courting me?” Logan snorts. “What for? He wants it, he can come get it.”
“Can he ever,” says Wade, staring off dreamily into space. He folds his hands against his cheek and gives a fluttering sigh. “He’s so big and manly. You’re big and manly, don’t get me wrong, but he’s so big and so manly.”
Logan flicks the middle of his forehead.
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- Part 2 of Schreibertooth/Worstverine
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Can’t pass up this truth right here by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Wolverine (Marvel Comics), X-Men (Comicverse)
13 Mar 2025
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“‘Fraid I won’t be much help there.” The far-off scent of gas and grease suggests she’s not entirely out of luck. Logan digs around in his memory for the last big road sign he sailed past. “Might be a town ‘bout ten, fifteen miles ahead. You want me to send somebody out here, or you wanna hop on, call up a tow when we get there?”
The woman chews on the corner of her lip. Just like he figured, now that she’s had a minute for her relief to settle her scent’s tipped to wary. Deserted roadway, rough-faced stranger offering a hand, he’s been here before. Mostly it works better not to push.
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Schreibertooth/Worstverine by autoschediastic
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
18 Mar 2025
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How to Fight Loneliness by autoschediastic
Fandom Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
05 Jan 2025
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Logan and Victor wake up mindwiped and alone together in the wilderness, with no memory of anything including each other. They go on a journey of returning to civilization, finding out what happened to them, and of finding each other. And, in Victor’s case, learning to be a little bit less of an asshole.
(AKA, what could have been if Logan and Victor had skipped the roughly one century of animosity and just fucked about their feelings instead.)
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- Part 1 of In the Balance
- Part 11 of Author Favorites
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13 Apr 2025
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I kept running (for a soft place to fall) by chromaticality
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Jan 2020
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He'd hoped they had given up. Really, he should have known better.
The Handler thinks he's the solution to all her problems. Five thinks he'd like to turn the whole place into a slaughterhouse. But with Allison and Luther caught in the crossfire, Five has to cooperate with the Commission's plans until he can figure out a way to get everyone home.- Language:
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15 Sep 2024
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“You’ve been avoiding us,” states Five.
Allison closes her eyes. Takes a deep breath. “I guess you’ll be wanting to come inside.”
Five grins, all teeth. If he still had his powers, Klaus thinks, he would be inside already. But he doesn’t. So here they are. “So kind of you.”
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12 Sep 2024
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Honesty is the Best Policy (Except if You're an Asshole) by piecrust
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 May 2020
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Lan Zhan hadn't meant to fall in love with his fuck buddy, it was just that Wei Wuxian was annoying and talented and too pretty for his own good.
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12 Mar 2022
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Reference for Modao Zushi Writers: Chinese terms by chaoticjoy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Sep 2019
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This is to provide a reference for writers who are unfamiliar with Chinese literary conventions or terms used in canon. Hopefully someone will find this helpful.
Prompted by https://three--rings.tumblr.com/post/187301034228/things-the-mdzs-fandom-desperately-needs-if-they
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28 Jan 2021