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    I can't say I ever had great luck, but at least I'm good at thinking on my feet. Usually.

    Okay, so maybe I'm better with the supernatural than I am with the living.

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    a series of fics set post canon about sea husbands fleet admiral smoker and emperor law, which had best by god not grow a plot

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  1. Rec 25

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    "I dunno, I just... Think it could be kinda hot. If you were a virgin. If I was the first person to... touch you. Make you feel like this. Make you feel good. You know?"

    Wolfwood stares at him for several seconds. Vash's grin becomes distinctly sheepish.

    "Are you getting off to the idea of me being a virgin?"

    "...Maybe?"

    "Fucking -"

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    22 Jun 2026

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    What they don’t tell you about surviving a near death experience is that it’s a real shit disturber. You don’t get to just get back up and jump around again like nothing changed. Pretty damn near it, physically, in Wolfwood’s case, but mentally? He didn’t think he was a shining example of well-adjusted pre-death, and dying hadn’t done him any favors.

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    24 May 2026

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    Wolfwood braced against the counter, panting and sweating, gripping the wood for dear life. He leaned back, hazy eyes finding Vash’s as his pupils blew wide.

    Oh.

    Oh that’s probably not good.

    - - -

    When it rains, it pours. In Vash’s defense, he really had no idea his pollen could act as an aphrodisiac. Let alone one of this intensity.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Vash’s eyes were drawn down to Wolfwood pants when he reached to tug at them, grumbling as he stiff-legged over to where he’d left some book on the table—oh wow. Oh, that left—there was nothing to the imagination. Oh God. That was—he was—it was very, um. Big. Wow.

    . . .

    Wolfwood's asked to ordain a wedding for a quick buck, and the new suit he's got for the event is a bit too tight. Vash is very normal about this.

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    18 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 58

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    There's an understanding there, right from the start: you are more dangerous than you're pretending to be.

    In which Vash and Wolfwood are both liars, and nowhere near drunk enough for this.

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    16 Oct 2025