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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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16 Apr 2026
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live and die by the tv no one's watching by militia0fthel0st
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Mar 2026
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on the brink of losing her job, grace doesn't know how she could possibly move on from everything she just went through, but with help from leon and claire, maybe she can try.
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10 Mar 2026
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The War of the Malfoys by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.
Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.
She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”
“Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”
“And did you?”
She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.
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16 Feb 2026
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I don’t claim to be proud, but my head won’t be hung in shame. by PhaedraAltaire
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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A Kaz and Inej 'Different first meeting AU'
Inej is just trying to get by day to day in the Menagerie when Tante Heleen assigns her a new client: the mysterious Mr. Brekker. The infamous Dirtyhands, a man cloaked in myth and rumor with a known disinterest in whores, is now trailing Inej up to her room. What could he possibly want from her?Bookmarked by bacongrease
13 Sep 2025
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with a golden sky comes a silver song by outerspacxs
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Sep 2025
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Yelena Belova is a football player for the English women’s team, Thunderbolts FC. The team had enjoyed days of total glory, led by Yelena’s sister and club legend, Natasha Romanoff.
For years now, since Natasha’s passing, the Thunderbolts have been struggling severely, and Yelena’s new role as captain has been criticized and doubted not only by fans and the media, but also by herself.
As Yelena tries to navigate her self-doubt, grief, and love for her profession, Bob Reynolds—the newest member of the Thunderbolts’ coaching staff, who is dealing with his own battles—enters her life.
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09 Sep 2025