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• Everybody knows, everybody knows...that he fucks you by bald_Layton

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  14 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • Original Characters
  • Crack
  • POV Outsider
  • Hollanov - Freeform
  • non-ai
  • Author Loves Em Dashes
  • Forgive her
  • she also has trouble with verbal tenses
  • spare her
  • english is weird but Hollanov and the people around them are weirder

  Summary

  As it's been stated on twitter before, the only reason hollanov managed to stay hidden that much time is because they were sorrounded by (mainly straight) men that paid no attention. This fic gives voice to all those women who went through the mortifying ordeal of realizing Hollanov were an item and had to stay quiet about it.

  Or, alternatively, "All quiet on the fujoshi front".

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,926

  Chapters:

  4/5

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  137

  Bookmarks:

  19

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  1,887