barkingfaye



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    They watched in anticipation as the potion covered the parchment to the edges but not spilling over or soaking in. Everyone held their breaths. Suddenly, the liquid sunk into the parchment and in blood red ink wrote her name and birthday towards the bottom.

    Hermione Jean Granger - 19th September 1979

    A line spread up from her name and split into two.

    Marlene Eleanor McKinnon - 1st August 1960

    Everyone let out a collective breath. Then the ink started again, for a moment everyone had forgotten that they didn’t know the second parent. Hermione closed her eyes.


    Or Hermione finds herself too curious one day and her world flips upside down. She has two new parents, two new siblings and two new godparents, one of which comes with baggage, not that Hermione's complaining. Follow the story of Hermione as she figures out her new normal with three new house guests living with her new family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    172,988
    Chapters:
    41/41
    Comments:
    1,162
    Kudos:
    1,262
    Bookmarks:
    766
    Hits:
    76,158

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

    Tags
    Summary

    Draco overhears Ron at his stag night and the next day Theo encourages him to do something about it.
    Inspired by the castle storming scene in TPB, so some dialogue is borrowed.

    Or: I posted a funny POV on TikTok using audio from The Princess Bride and then I got bullied into writing this(not really).

     

    No beta, all horrendous grammar is my own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    843

    17 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.

    A fake relationship story, just for fun!

    “If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,235
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    554
    Kudos:
    4,713
    Bookmarks:
    1,765
    Hits:
    145,995

    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione and Ron finally go on their first date. She ends up going home with Snape.

    M rating is because of a couple of swear words

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    416
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,107

    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

    Tags
    Summary

    Years after the war, Severus Snape is alive — scarred, guarded, and quietly content as Hogwarts' Potions Master and Deputy Headmaster. He owes his life to a handful of stubborn people who refused to let him die.

    Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts as the new Charms Professor, carrying more than her teaching robes. She has two-year-old twins, Eve and Emmett, a past she's still trying to outrun, and a strength she doesn't yet know she's rebuilt.

    Neither of them is looking for this. Neither of them expects it.

    But love, like the best antidotes, works slowly — and then all at once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,432
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    4,468

    08 Jun 2026