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    This whole thing felt like a big joke. Because it was. Clark heard Lois and Jimmy and Steve giggle as he dragged his feet out the door. He was tasked with the impossible but if he failed, his job was jeopardized. Or at least, that’s what Perry told him in a very stern voice that afternoon. How was he supposed to interview the guy whose whole thing is no one knows who he is or where he comes from or where he disappears to.

     

    OR Clark Kent attempts to interview Gotham’s Batman.

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    31 Jul 2025

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    The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”

    He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”

    Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.

    Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Everybody knows that Potter can't dance. He's an awkward, shuffling idiot with two left feet. Draco had even witnessed it first hand. And alright, admittedly that was over a decade ago at a stuffy school ball…but it's just an undisputed fact of life, isn't it? That Harry Potter is an insufferable twat with a hero complex, and he can't dance. But Sweet Mother of Merlin, Draco has to resist the urge to rub his eyes and pinch himself, because this Potter? He can fucking move

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    When Deputy Head Auror Potter waltzes into Wizarding London's most popular gay nightclub a few months after his highly publicised break up with Girl Weasley, Draco is completely cool about it. Not affected in the least.

     

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    16 Mar 2025

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    Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.

    The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.

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    16 Mar 2025

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    Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.

    Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.

    Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?

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    12 Aug 2024