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every breath you take (i’ll be watching you) by barkatthemoon for R33sesPieces
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Remus is careful as he pulls open the door to the locker room, holding his breath as he listens to the sound of the shower running before he creeps inside, slowly pulling down the zipper of his coveralls as he winds through the tiled room towards the back where the shower stalls are, giving his head a little shake as he peeks around the corner and sees what’s waiting for him.
He loves Sirius to death but he might be the most unobservant man he’s ever met. He has no awareness of his surroundings, he never thinks to look over his shoulder or to check if people are staring at him, and as much as he appreciates it at times like this it makes him overwhelmingly worried for his safety sometimes.
There are some really sick freaks out there in the world.
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- Part 20 of kinktober
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Bookmarked by bbqchickenalert
30 Apr 2026
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stalker remus is smth that i never thot i’d love so much this is so good omg
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i sure wish I could lend you a hand (but plumbing's one thing I don't understand) by barkatthemoon for avisbindery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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“You want a what?”
“A plumber,” Remus said again for the fifth time, down on his hands and knees as he aimed a borrowed hairdryer at the bottom of his sofa, hoping to get some of the moisture out before it could start to mildew. “I need someone to fix my leak, and potentially clean out my pipes depending on how much it will be. There’s a truly alarming amount of hair in there.”
“Huh… Well, okay. I think for what you want the going rate would be one hundred pounds per hour.”
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- Part 24 of kinktober
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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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“What?” Sirius snapped back at him, “what do you want me to say? Oh yes the big bad werewolf took a chunk out of poor old Padfoot, what a horrid monster.”
“Keep your voice down,” Remus hissed, eyes darting around the quite-empty ward.
“No one’s here,” Sirius swept out an arm, “and I’m not feeding into this Moons.”
“Feeding into what?” Remus snarled. Sirius huffed a weary sigh.
“Your whole ‘I’m a monster’ routine. It’s tired.”
OrRemus is convinced he's a horrible monster, and Sirius takes it upon himself to prove a point.
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It starts outside the pub, after three pints each, when Sirius grins and says, “Let’s pretend we don’t know each other.”
Remus humours him then, leans against the wall, lights a cigarette, and lets Sirius flirt like they’ve never met before.What begins as a joke at first spirals quickly into something sharp and slow, a stranger’s game with real stakes. And when they finally get home, Remus doesn’t break character once.
Bookmarked by bbqchickenalert
26 Mar 2026
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soooo fucking good remus is like a sexy beast in this idk and he’s not even the top!!! aint dat sayin smth😮💨