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Young, Dumb, and Stung by beanrice, thisiseclair, xslytherclawx
Fandom Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
19 Apr 2020
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A Clueless AU in which Yuri is Cher and Otabek is Josh.
Crush'd is a part of the Big Bang!!! on ICE, and this series also includes the artwork for that, as well as additional fics in the same universe.- Words:
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“For the month I’ve been gone, you’re a lot bolder."
Immediately, Dennis was blushing again. Hard. Anything that previously came out of Robby’s mouth was tame compared to this charged tension in the room that Robby wasn’t even in. How did he always seem to do that?
Before Dennis could open his mouth to respond, Robby chuckled and asked, “Have you been holding back from me, Whitaker?”
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The first time Robby called Dennis on his sabbatical, Dennis didn't think much of it. That was until he kept calling, and Dennis always kept answering. Before he knew it, Dennis was calling him, and shit. He was in a talking stage with his boss.
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18 Jun 2026
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Dennis takes a deep breath in to calm himself, but as he breathes out, he confesses, “Trinity made a bet with Samira that I could get anyone in the bar to buy me a drink because I kind of have a knack for it, but Samira chose you, and now they’re watching us, and I’m so sorry.”
His boss blinks at him a couple of times, probably figuring out the least problematic way to fire him or berate him for being so damn unprofessional. He should’ve just said no to Trinity and Samira and killed the vibes for the night; he’d prefer that to whatever Robby is about to say. He can already see the anger bubbling up inside him that’s going to—
“I’ll buy you a drink.”
Dennis stares at him, unblinking. After a few seconds, he manages to ask, “What?”
“I’ll buy you a drink,” Robby repeats, then leans over to pat the bar stool next to him. “But you’re going to have to earn it.”
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Or, Dennis tries every trick in the book to get Dr. Robby to buy him a drink and to stay.
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18 Jun 2026
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"Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.
"Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."
"Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"
"Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.
(Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)
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13 Jun 2026
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“An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.
“That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”
“Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”
Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.
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It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?
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06 Jun 2026
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how you've haunted me so stunningly by Babenclaw for awooreo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Sep 2024
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Alhaitham makes a perfectly normal purchase to help him deal with his more personal needs. What isn't normal is who's on the other end of it.
Or: The magic onahole fic that we all deserve.
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26 May 2026