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“Evan Hansen, will you pretend to go out with me?”
Connor finds the perfect way to piss off homophobic relatives, get his parents off his back, and trick his sister into asking out her best friend. The only problem is, sometimes it's very hard not to get sucked into your own lie.
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15 Jun 2026
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(Yes, I changed my username. It’s still me!)
Essentially a combination rewrite and sequel to my earlier work, Siren Song!
Merlin and Arthur set out on a voyage to hunt down a siren that has been terrorizing a neighboring kingdom. They discover that they are the only ones unaffected by the siren’s song, causing a medley of chaos, self doubt, and confusion; all things must come to light in the end.
Warning: excessive amounts of banter
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18 Mar 2026
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“Get out of my sight, and don’t come back until you can prove to me why I should allow you to remain in my service.”
Merlin stares at Arthur, confused. His tone was ominous, and it certainly sounded like a threat, but Merlin can’t quite work out what part is supposed to have him shaking in his boots. He’s halfway back to Gauis’ chambers when it dawns on him: Arthur actually thinks this stupid, degrading job is something he would be willing to fight for - as though Merlin’s life wouldn’t be complete without the honor of scrubbing the sheets Arthur manages to soil on a disturbingly regular basis.
In which it takes Merlin a bit longer to warm up to Arthur than it does in canon, but he gets there in the end.
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12 Mar 2026
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While clearing out Morgana’s old rooms, Merlin discovers a pair of unusual magical bracelets. Arthur wants to destroy them, of course, and so begins a quest that will take them over snowy mountains and through rain-soaked forests, dealing with Druids, bandits and inns of questionable repute. With the future of magic itself hanging in the balance and matters complicated by the changing nature of their relationship, Merlin discovers that destiny comes at a price.
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08 Mar 2026
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“Don’t be so stubborn,” Arthur huffs, placing his crossbow to the side, “I’m going to help you.”
“Help me? With what?” Merlin babbles, jaw hanging a bit slack.
“The problem that’s been plaguing you.”
“I don’t know what you could possibly mean—”
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A tale as old as time, Merlin breaks his arm and Arthur decides the only solution to Merlin's pent up energy is to offer him a helping hand. In the woods...during a hunting trip.Bookmarked by beeper
07 Mar 2026