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    i'm a grown man, i'm a big girl by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    14 Feb 2024

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    There's some kid who keeps shoplifting from the Hot Topic Izzy works at, and today is the day Izzy finally confronts him. A plan to poke at the kid's soft spots ends up with him prodding some of Izzy's own.

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    05 Jul 2023

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    a kind of dwell and welcome by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    28 Aug 2021

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    from: [email protected]
    to: [email protected]
    subject: Re: what the heck spell check

    Coach Lasso,

    I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.

    I wish you all the best in the season.
     
    -Trent Crimm
    +44 3032 723956
    [email protected]
    The Independent
    Northcliffe House
    2 Derry St
    London
    W8 5TT
    UK

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    28 Nov 2021

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    a perfectly willing sacrifice by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    23 Feb 2021

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    Later that night, when neither he nor Aziraphale are sleeping in the advisor’s small hut, but rather getting quickly and efficiently smashed on some stripe of primitive alcohol so potent he’s pretty sure they could breathe fire with it, Crowley gets up the courage to ask what, exactly, the mountain spirit does to the sacrificial virgin peacemakers.

    “He, uh—well. You know. It’s...rather quite unsavory to talk about, dear. I’d rather not.”

    “Thisss is going to be me up there tomorrow, you bloody nit,” Crowley slurs, slamming his cup down on the table. “I need to know before I’m in the thick of it, don’t I?”

    Aziraphale looks visibly flustered, but attempts to press on. “The ritual entails….a special cleansing of your womb prior to the mountain spirit’s arrival. I’ll have to perform—hic!—the proper rites and blessings, you see. It’s something of a tedious process, all in all.”

    “I beg your fucking pardon!” Crowley half-shouts, suddenly a touch more sober than he was mere moments ago. “MY WOMB?”

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    A Series Of Dry Questions About Police Work by

    Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)  

    24 Feb 2017

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    - Actually, Ray and I met over the phone…Ray was a source for an article I was writing for The New Yorker. I asked him a series of dry questions about police work, and his answers had me in stitches.
    - We met for a drink that night, and we’ve been together ever since.

    Kevin Cozner and Ray Holt, before they met, when they met, and early on in their relationship.

    Most of the story is rated 'T,' with the exception of Chapter 4, which earns the 'M' rating.

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    31 Aug 2021