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When Erica Bittle first introduces herself to Jack she has a blueberry pie in her hands, and uses the word “y’all” apparently unironically. She’s tiny, her long golden hair tied up in a ponytail with a gingham ribbon like she’s on her way to debutante brunch. Her oven mitts have little apples printed all over them, and she smells like vanilla sugar, although Jack isn’t sure she’s even used any on the pie.
She might be an alien.
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16 May 2026
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One year before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, David Chapman begins his comeback season.
(or: same ice, different sport. david and jake still find each other.)
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- Part 1 of the four seasons
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03 Mar 2026
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Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year by Thorne for rose_indigo_and_tom
Fandoms: Hockey RPF, Sports RPF
22 Jan 2018
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Alex loves his kids, he really does, but he also might kill them. That is, if they don't put him in a goddamn early grave first.
(Cop bribing, theft of public property, and how to photoshoot your dick properly in order to seduce a teammate: all part of a captain's responsibilities to his rookies.)
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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04 Jan 2026