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    Scenes of Tyler we don’t get of him basically falling head first in love with Kate

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    Time line of this series:
    Jake and Bradley break up.
    Jake loses a wingman while getting his first kill.
    The mission
    They get back together

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.

    Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.

    Right?

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”

    “Nostalgic, maybe.”

    “Wow. Big word.”

    “Shut up, Hollander.”

    Shane shuts up.

    “When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”

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    Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Greek life!

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    Shane scoffs, pushing back slightly. “Okay, I’m going—”

    He barely gets the words out before Ilya’s hand is on him, his fingers wrapping around his bicep, firm, pulling him back. Shane’s breath catches. They’re inches apart now, the space between them thin enough that Shane would only have to lean an inch forward to close the space between them. He can feel Ilya’s breath against his face.

    “Want me to show you?” Ilya asks softly.

    Shane swallows. He knows exactly what he means. “I know how it works.”

    A flicker of mischief passes through Ilya’s eyes. “But you don’t know how it feels.”

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    Co-captains and roommates Shane and Ilya are trying to study for a midterm when a text from Marleau, along with an accompanying porn video, leads to the collapse of their friendship.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The kid and poetry has been on my mind for the past few days so