bisexualoftheblade
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have a piece of american dream (open up and swallow on your knees) by bisexualoftheblade for beagoldfish
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Sometimes, when he’s on the ice being chirped by bratty, mouthy Ilya Rozanov, it’s too easy to imagine the younger man with his knees pressed against plush carpet and his face framed by Scott’s thighs.
Or: Scott Hunter could have any man he wants, but for some reason, all he can think about is teaching Rozanov how to finally shut up.
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[Podfic] A Cat Named Eddie by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for writer_in_theory
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2026
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PODFIC of writer_in_theory's fic A Cat Named Eddie
When Eddie starts hearing Steve talk about things he'd never done with him, he wonders what Steve is doing.
Or, Steve adopts a stray cat and names it Eddie and misunderstandings occur.
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[Podfic] The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor) by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Dec 2023
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PODFIC of Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle's The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor)
“Come home with me,” Eddie says to Buck as they’re changing in the locker room afterward. “Come home with me, we’ll see Chris, you can sleep at mine.”
And Buck hears you’re safe now, hears it’s alright, hears I’m here for you, and he thinks of Mary-Elle struggling to push the word “husband” past her lips, thinks of the woman on the ground smiling through the pain as she thinks of the man she loves.
He looks at Eddie, and thinks of Mary-Elle, and says,
Okay.
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sinners and saints (i did something bad) by bisexualoftheblade for antiv3nomarts
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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Ketterdam is a world of saints and sinners. A world where you either believe, or you become just another demon that walks the streets.
A saint, a sinner, and a believer. An unholy trio, that, at its heart, is just three young kids trying to build something holy in the midst of the death and violence that surrounds them.
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not friends (no we're somewhere in between) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
05 Nov 2023
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When Peter Parker finally moved out of his shared apartment with Johnny Storm, everyone told him that it was a good thing he was finally growing up. Johnny had told Peter how proud he was of him, and how excited he was that he had gotten accepted to Columbia. And Peter had been happy, too— he still had his best friend, he has a new mentee as Spiderman, and he is in the grad school of his dreams.
MJ tells him every day since that moving out was the stupidest thing he had ever done, and that included breaking up with her back in high school.
But it’s fine, everything is fine! Peter can do this. It’s not like he’s in love with Johnny or anything, he’s just… horny. That’s all. He’s horny, every mid-twenties guy is at least a little bit horny for their best friend, right?
Recent series
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hello, alice, are you there? (i'm sinking further down the rabbit hole) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 May 2021
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- Bookmarks:
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The Magnus Archives is a Romantic Sitcom by bisexualoftheblade, DesertLily
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Nov 2021
- Words:
- 8,295
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Therapy for the Strange, Unusual, and Repressed by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Bright Sessions (Podcast)
22 Mar 2021
- Words:
- 560
- Works:
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tell me what’s in your eyes, baby by akahomie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jul 2026
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Shane impulsively makes a bet with Rose: if he can date a guy for a month longer than his customary one date followed by ghosting them forever, he gets $200; if he can’t, he agrees to let her set him up until he finally finds love. But he has no intention of playing it straight, so the plan—as he conspiratorially tells his best friend Ilya—is to fake date someone and split the money.
Ilya thinks this is a terrific idea and fully expects Shane to ask him to be his fake boyfriend… except he doesn’t. And Ilya can’t figure out why. Why didn’t Shane choose him, when they both know how effortless it would be to pretend with how close they already are, not to mention how all their friends would instantly believe it? And why does witnessing Shane even just pretend to date someone else feel like actual torture?
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
08 Jul 2026
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"No. You can get soaked just from being in front of me. We kissed twice and I already see you getting wet. Never have I seen someone get so fucking wet from nothing. I want more."
Lilya knows that Jane doesn't need much to get worked up. Every time they fuck, Lilya always makes a point to talk about how wet her pussy gets. Jane sort of thought it was just normal dirty talk, that Lilya's probably said it to every girl she's ever had. But she must be special, must be different in some way.
or, hollanova wet and messy fucking
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Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
08 Jul 2026
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He wants to tell Rozanov to get overhimself, shut up and fuck off. In that order. What he does say is, “I—I want to, uh…to try something.”
“Tell me,” Rozanov says, drawing back a little. His hands are back on Shane’s body and he slips his fingers under the hem of his shirt to draw his fingertips over Shane’s abs.
Shane takes a deep breath. Here goes nothing. “I want to suck you off upside down.”
Shane braces his palms on the counter top of the kitchen island Rozanov has trapped him against and hoists himself up, then spins and lies down on his back, shuffling a little until he feels the edge of the counter hit the back of his neck. He looks up at Rozanov towering over him like this, and the zing of arousal that zips through him is so strong it makes his skin tingle and heat pour through his veins, pooling between his legs.
OR; Shane sees porn that he wants to try with Rozanov.
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
07 Jul 2026
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Shane breathes in deep, a contented little sigh, and then pauses for another long time. Just slightly tensed, like he’s preparing himself for something, but Ilya doesn’t really have the chance to worry before he says, “I had…a good time tonight.”
“Mm, was good night,” Ilya murmurs. Kisses hair, kisses eyebrow. “Nice dinner, nice weather.”
“Yeah, it was nice,” Shane murmurs. He sighs, clears his throat. “Thank you for such a nice first date.”
Ilya mouths first date to himself, mind running to figure out what that could mean in this context.
Then Shane shifts and says, “I wasn’t sure what to expect when you asked me out.”
Ah.Shane decides to play a game. Ilya is exactly where he wants to be.
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
07 Jul 2026
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like he was born to take it by onetrueharem
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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"Holy shit," Shane manages, like this is a lot, like he hasn't just finished telling Ilya his fantasy of getting railed by twenty-three guys in a row. Ilya didn't ask how long he's been refining that particular fantasy. How many times he's lain in bed, desperately stroking himself while he imagines one dick in his mouth and another in his ass. Judging by the level of detail, it’s been a lot.
Shane describes his locker room gangbang fantasy to Ilya. They fuck about it.
Part porno, part lovemaking, and a spoonful of tooth-rotting fluff for dessert.
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
07 Jul 2026