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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Handpicked from a league of sworn knights, Sir Henry is the personal bodyguard to King Hans Capon. Sworn to protect the king with his life, to obey his commands and keep his secrets, Henry has cast off all his titles and keeps an oath of celibacy in service of his liege lord.

    One evening, King Hans calls Henry into his bedchamber and challenges him to display the full breadth of his devotion to his king - without breaking any of his vows.

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    "What?"
    "His son!"
    "Oh. The bastard?"
    Hans has never met either Radzig or the mysterious boy he kept hidden before apparently revealing him to the world in a flourish, and with a lack of explanation Hanush had called typical of his old friend.
    "Legitimised," Hanush corrects.
    "What difference does it make?"
    "It means you are not to speak to him like some commoner unless you want to get in trouble."
    Hans keeps his mouth shut on the thought that trouble sounds better than the excruciating dullness that is his life.

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    Hans and Henry meet at Sir Divish's wedding, both fifteen and of noble status. It still doesn't stop them from punching each other on the first day.

    A duel and a half later, Hanush makes Hans write to Henry in apology, and an odd friendship begins. Until it becomes more and, possibly, worse.

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    02 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    The blanket falls down around Hans' hips as he sits up over Henry, grinning. "A full day is twenty-four hours, Hal. This—" he waves the note around, "—says any time until this time tomorrow."

    "I hate it when you get pedantic," Henry groans.

    Henry gets used for a day. Hans gets his favorite stress release in the form of one master blacksmith.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Hans is a grown man. He can take care of himself perfectly fine, could shave his own face, wash his own hose like he did when he was stuck camping outside Trosky. He’s capable just like Henry says.

    But it’s not so bad, letting Henry help.

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    22 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Alright… What would you have me do then, Sir Hans?” Henry’s mind races. He can already see his lord ordering him onto a bath wench on all fours while Hans sits right beside them, taking notes like a scholar. Heat creeps through him, and he masks it with a crooked smile and a joke. “Shall I go fetch a book on arse fucking for you?”

    Hans throws his head back and laughs. “Do you think me so cruel as to send you on such a tiresome errand?” He swigs his wine. “Though… there is something you could do to help. You wouldn’t even have to do anything, really.” He swipes his tongue across his lips.
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    Or, Hans wants to try it in the butt, but there is no bathmaid in sight. Oh no, what is he gonna do?

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    15 Apr 2026