blastofbaja
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"Oh, it's you. Looks like your old assistant had to find a new puppet to play with, huh?"
In which Sucrose joins the Fatui, in exchange for their help in preventing Albedo’s destruction of Mondstadt. The Sixth Harbinger piques her interest in a way that benefits no one but herself.
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the skies will be blue (for all of my life) by blastofbaja
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2022
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Ganyu grants the last yaksha's first and final wish.
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scaramouche tells mona his name.
[2.1 archon quest spoilers if you squint]
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Vibrations by pleniluneheron
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”
“Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.
“Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”
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24 May 2026
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Bark Like You Want It by gojibstar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 May 2026
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“Pretty,” Rocky finally manages through a rough, static-filled burst from the translator. “Pretty pretty pretty, Grace…”
Softly grunting, Grace swipes his thumb over his leaking cockhead. The substance there—pre-ejaculate, Rocky has learned from his lovely thinking device—neutralizes acidic urine in the urethra and lubricates the penis. A pleasure thing.
What peculiar creatures humans are. So much of them: the soft gives of their bellies, the broad spread of their chests wherein their hearts beat and pump hot, eager blood, and their sweaty bodies, exist to give pleasure and be pleasured. Spoiled things. Rocky’s human is the most spoiled human of all.
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Grace gets his cage. Rocky gets a puppet show. All is well aboard the Hail Mary
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- Part 3 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever
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24 May 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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24 May 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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24 May 2026
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With a Big Iron on Her Hip by stiction for ros3bud009
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
01 Jul 2020
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“I’m serious.” Nickel’s head popped out from behind the washrack door. “If you laugh, I’m gonna wire your safety systems to your power down modulator so that every time you try to recharge your horn goes off and wakes you up.”
Roller did his best not to smile. “I’m not going to laugh. Promise. I might beg, though.”
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- Part 3 of Summer Heat 2020
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