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“I’m taking these away from you until you can pay attention,” Derek says.
In one swift, fluid motion, he tosses each of the bags in the air and juggles all three of them in a graceful arc, catching them and then throwing them neatly back into Stiles’ backpack, one by one.
Stiles’ jaw drops. “Whoa, where did you learn to do that?”
Cora smirks. “Derek ran away to join the circus when he was eleven."
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- Part 1 of eight years later
- Part 28 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
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hot dads doing chores near you by bleep0bleep for eeames
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), youtube - Fandom
18 Feb 2022
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Derek finds the camera on accident.
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“Why is there a camera inside the teddy bear you bought for Zoey?”Cora laughs. “Oh, that, it’s just a nanny cam, silly!”
“Why would Zoey need a nanny cam?” Derek grits his teeth. “I’m home with her all the time.”
“Exactly–I mean, exactly, you’re always home with her! You should go out, and that’s why I got it for you. So you can check up on any potential sitters, big brother.”
“But why was it on?” Derek asks.
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- Part 27 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
- Part 2 of eight years later
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Peter Nureyev has never needed anyone. It matters not that Juno Steel is here, wide-eyed and barefaced, his naive gaze following Peter everywhere he goes since he’s arrived on Buddy’s ship.
Peter shakes himself and shoves the feeling away for future consideration. It joins the myriad of other Juno-inspired emotions, and tucked away deep in his consciousness, he doesn’t have to think about it. It doesn’t have to hurt.
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A potential missing scene from "Juno Steel and The Man In Glass."
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It’s only the first week of winter break, but the house is already filled with Hales. Too many of them, and of course, Mom is revelling in all of it, with the tree and the decorations and the cookie baking and the filming and the asking and the hounding him about if he’s happy.
Derek is tired. He loves them. But he’s tired.~
In which Derek attempts to escape yet another blind date, and runs into someone who's doing the same.
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“Mistletoe is actually a parasite,” Derek says darkly at the young couple embracing. Seriously. This is a brightly lit family-friendly Christmas tree lot. He can’t believe the nerve. Derek hates it. He hates love, he hates romance, he hates Christmas.
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In which Derek is working at the Hale Family Christmas Tree lot and doesn't believe in the magic of mistletoe or connection, right up until he meets Stiles.
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Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.
A love story, told out of order.
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A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.
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When their attempts to recreate the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.
And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment...
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07 May 2026
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Taskload Collaboration by Sledgehammer_Girl
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Jun 2025
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A perfectly ordinary ComfortUnit is assigned to a planetary survey alongside a somewhat less ordinary SecUnit. Unintuitively, this actually reduces the survey team’s overall comfort levels by a significant margin.
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- Part 1 of Our DiscomfortUnit
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16 Jul 2025
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A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.
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18 Feb 2022
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Bookmarking my own series so I can find it easily >_ <
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"We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."
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04 Oct 2020
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get religion quick (cause you're looking divine) by brinnanza
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2019
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So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.
It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.
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13 Jul 2019