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    “You need an orgasm.”

    That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.

    “Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.

    “That sounded sarcastic.”

    “Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.

    Bugger.

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    Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.

    (This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.

    Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.

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    19 May 2026