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oh, please, have mercy (no more) by fivestarreview for Ishi23
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Sep 2024
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“I'm busy today, just so you know,” Vox lies while Valentino curses out their toaster one morning. “Back-to-back meetings. Try not to have any emergencies.”
He pulls the bottle of potion from his pocket and draws up the usual two drop dose, leaving only a thin veneer of the glossy liquid at the bottom. It always amazes him how potent it is; the formula is derived from Val's own pheromones, after all. The love potion dissolves easily into the acidic drink, and, when a quick glance confirma Val is still fighting to get his bread back, Vox tips the remainder of the bottle in as well. It's hardly anything, he reasons. There's no sense in leaving so little behind.
As he slips the empty container back into his blazer, Val turns around with a frown twisted across his face. “Vox, the fucking toaster is broken again!”
“Did you hear me? At all?” Vox asks, already getting up to assist with the not broken toaster.
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Val gets so overstimulated by his own prehensile dick that his demonic form comes out.
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10 Jul 2026
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I See Your Face When I Close My Eyes (Tonight Is Gonna Be The Loneliest) by candleguy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Feb 2026
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Vox awakens from a wretched nightmare, parodying a darker outcome of the night he nearly decimated Heaven, Hell, the Vees, and himself (and Shok.Wav). He cannot distinguish the dream from reality.
Valentino isn't on his side of the bed, and without anybody else to anchor him, Vox runs straight to Velvette's bedroom.
Even after everything, Velvette surprisingly has a heart for this pathetic man, especially when he is crying in his shark pajamas.
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18 Jun 2026
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“‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”
Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”
Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.”
Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.
As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories?!”
Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.
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31 May 2026
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29 May 2026
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It doesn’t matter. What matters is that Alastor turned his own power against him, and then he took him home. Patched him up as well, instead of letting him rot like he deserved. His consciousness takes a backseat as he’s cared for, fuzzy and warm and outright bursting at the seams.
So when he’s told it’s the fifties, that all he has is Alastor, and he’s to never leave the bayou, the least he can do is play along.
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OR: Alastor thinks he's brainwashed Vox to do whatever he desires. Vox is more than happy to let him believe that.
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- Part 1 of lightning in a bottle
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29 May 2026