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The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.
Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?
Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.
@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?
@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund
@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living
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18 Jun 2026
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At the end of the world, the Archivist stood watch. He stood and he watched for minutes, for hours, for years, for decades, for a time when time did not exist, he watched.
And then he blinked, and Jonathan Sims was back before everything went wrong. He was back, and he had another chance to protect those he cared for, to protect the world.
But first, he needs to learn how to act like nothing had changed in the Jon that everyone else knew.
Besides the constant fear of death, that part is definitely the most difficult.
(Or, Jon gets sent back in time, chaos ensues.)
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17 Jun 2026
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The blood rushes through his ears and drowns out all other noise as he goes still. Intentionally, he reaches deep within himself, down to the very essence of what makes him the person he is, and twists it, knows it. It hurts; of course it does. But in the end, he opens his eyes again and he knows that he has to go on.
In this moment, the Archivist forces himself to become Jonathan Sims once more.
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17 Jun 2026
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Flip to side-B for more content by VentisetteStars
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Mar 2021
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Jon removes the watcher's crown and the world fills with static. Jon undoes the end of the world, and travels back to the moment he signed the contract to become the archivist in Elias’s office.
Jon makes changes. Elias continues being a dick. Tim makes chaos. Martin makes tea. Sasha has the brain cell. Georgie and Melanie help.
A bet is made.
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- Part 2 of Both sides of the tape
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17 Jun 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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15 Jun 2026