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While visiting his family in Japan during the off-season, 25-year-old Bastard München player Isagi "volunteers" to coach his nephew's U-6 team. Enter: the most high-maintenance crew of soccer dads ever to make a scene on the sidelines. Although one of the kids has an older brother who Isagi wouldn't mind getting to know better...
Meanwhile, J League star Bachira, his arm and his heart both freshly broken, tries to convince himself that while love is fleeting, his monster is forever.
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Mysterious Elixirs by bogreport
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
23 May 2026
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It was a mistake to leave Clara unsupervised in the New Magic Battler's laboratory.
(Or: Clara accidentally ingests a love potion. This causes widespread havoc among Babyls's student body.)
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Proof of Concept by bogreport
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
25 Dec 2025
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Months after his hasty and unexplained departure from the Magical Apparatus Battler, Kirio returns to give Iruma a gift.
This troubles Asmodeus.
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In which Isagi and Bachira keep it classy and have sex in a clothing store's dressing room.
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"Masturbating isn't supposed to be a challenge!"
"It is if you have a growth mindset!”
Bachira misses Isagi while he's away on a work trip. So, he decides to distract himself by experimenting with an extremely large toy.
Isagi has misgivings. But that doesn't stop him from jerking off while he watches.
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Curiosity piqued, Genos clicked on the suggested link. Nothing could have prepared him for the top result:
“Netflix and chill, as a distinct phrase, means to watch Netflix with a romantic prospect, with the eventual expectation of…” Genos blanched “…sexual activity.”
The screen blurred out of focus except for those two fateful words, which bounced around his titanium skull like a pinball. Sexual activity. Sexual activity. Sexual…
“Of course, sensei.” Genos’ earlier, nonchalant response rang in the cyborg’s ears. So he had just agreed to, to…make love for the first time in his life like it was doing the dishes?!
A few weeks into their fledgling relationship, Genos unwittingly agrees to do it with Saitama. It's the stuff of dreams, literally. The only problem?
Genos has no idea what he's doing. How in the world was he, war machine and virgin extraordinaire, going to handle the introduction of naked skin, wandering hands, and Saitama’s huge–
It's fine, he can do this! After all, he's the Demon Cyborg, ever cool, calm, and collected. Just play it cool!
(Spoiler: Genos does not play it cool)
Bookmarked by bogreport
23 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is my exact sense of humor. Also, this fic made me realize how much I miss saigenos and how I need to read more of it
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What is the difference between love and hate anyway? by Miniuninamin
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
23 Oct 2025
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As he suspected, there was nothing notable about the thing — a simple, slightly faded, and rather tacky hoodie, the sort whose print was sold all over the country. The perfect garment for someone as classless and insolent as Yoichi Isagi.
Why, then, did his senses fix upon it so intently? Was he losing the last bits of his sanity?
TLDR; Michael masturbates to Yoichi’s hoodie and is in denial about his feelings.
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- Part 1 of That one river in Egipt
Bookmarked by bogreport
24 Oct 2025
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We Planted Carrots, But Grew Something Else by Inelemon
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
25 Jun 2025
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Itoshi Rin was just trying to recover from heartbreak. His brother eloped with his high school nemesis, his horror movies weren’t even making him feel anything anymore, and Hiori kept telling him to go outside or play games or whatever. So Rin did what any emotionally wrecked emo boy would do: joined a cozy MMORPG, named his goose “Regret Lord II,” and accidentally fell in love with a sweet, overly affectionate girl he met in-game.
She’s sunshine. She’s strange. She raises pixel geese. And she makes Rin feel… okay again. They get married in-game for merit bonuses. It’s not supposed to be real. And then Rin’s new neighbor moves in. He dresses like Bee would. He talks like Bee would. He screams like Bee would. But Bee’s a girl… right? (He’s not. He’s Bachira Meguru. And he’s also spiraling.)
Inspired by the Webtoon Virtual Stranger.
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Iruma Appreciators Anonymous by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
05 Aug 2025
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“Azz-kun,” Iruma said, all huge eyes full of visible resignation and the certainty that the odds were not in his favour, “do you think anyone will ever have a crush on me?”
Azz blinked, and waited for a punchline.
It did not arrive.Or: in which the members of the IAA (Iruma Appreciators Anonymous) are facing the biggest crisis in the history of their self-help group, Iruma doesn't think anyone could ever truly love him, and Azz survives a heart attack.
Bookmarked by bogreport
11 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Took a quick break from my Lord of the Rings reread to witness the real Return of the King <3 (or whatever gender monarch wyvernquill is idk.)
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pink and yellow go together by ShidousExorcism
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
19 May 2025
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Meguru Bachira has spent most of his young adult life chasing after Rin Itoshi, and he's tired of it. After being ghosted and rejected one too many times by the world famous soccer star, Bachira heads out to a club to find someone else. The last person he expected to find was Ryusei Shidou.
But hey. Take life as it comes, right?
Maybe invite it home with you, after two or three rounds of shots.
(Drunk RyuBachi hookup, to friends with benefits, to jealous Rin being pissed that someone else has Bachira's attention now, but you snooze you lose. Somewhat post-canon compliant.)