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There is a dog on Link's couch.
There is a dog on Link's couch.
Link doesn't have a dog.
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Rhett goes missing on a Tuesday.
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“When I was in high school, I actually went through a, um, a little jolly jolt of time where I decided that I was gonna paint my fingernails.”
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The kid Ms Locklear has put Rhett next to has a weird name. He's got a big smile and blue eyes and he's shorter than Rhett (so is almost everyone) and his daemon is a puppy.
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It’s not been thirty-six years, but it’s not been fewer than thirty. And Rhett’s been so careful. But somewhere along the line – he had girlfriends, got married, had kids – he’d lost the urgency to pretend, the need to hide.
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The Phrases That Pay; Prompt Fills. by bowyer
Fandom 15th Century CE RPF, Dragon Age - All Media Types, The Almighty Johnsons, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The White Queen (TV)
03 Aug 2014
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Prompts from my Tumblr Ask Box.
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Louis finds himself exiled and presumed dead after a coup d'etat gone wrong.
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Speaker's Corner; A Hobbit Political AU by bowyer
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Aug 2013
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Thorin Oakenshield's an overworked constituency MP, and the problem with a town like Erebor is that everyone's a bloody pest.
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nothing that i don’t already know by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Mar 2026
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hockey twt socmed fics ft the neutral zone podcast
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22 Jun 2026
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Shall We Talk About Home? by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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“My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”
“Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.
“Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”
Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.
Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.
He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”
Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.
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21 Jun 2026
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prescription made painkillers by myshangel
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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true blue by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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"He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"
"You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.
"Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."
Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.
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18 Jun 2026
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"Sveta," he says, before she can greet him. "I think I'm about to do something very stupid."
"You're always doing something stupid," she laughs, her voice tinny over the speakerphone. "What is it this time?"
"I am in a staring contest with a bottle of pills," Ilya says. "And I think the pills might win."
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Or: An alternate take on Ilya's mental health after moving to Ottawa, featuring the reality of long distance relationships, Ilya learning to captain a new team, and a series of game tapes made by Ilya's dead father.
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- Part 10 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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18 Jun 2026