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    (or: a Most Academic Examination of the Data)

    Prompt fill for Aru: Harry sends Voldemort anonymous hatemail, trolling him in childish ways. Instead of being pissed, Voldemort indulges him and starts responding, clapping back with witty comebacks. Harry sends him a crude drawing of a naked Voldemort with a dick so small it curls inwards. Voldemort responds with his actual measurements, and a detailed drawing.

    Harry doesn’t write back for days. His stupid plan for petty catharsis backfired, and now he can’t stop thinking about Voldemort’s dick.

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    11 Apr 2024

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    Harry isn't sure when or how it happened, but one day he looks around the Burrow table and realises that in the three years after War, George Weasley has become his best friend.

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    Harry is a single dad raising his Godson and pining with all his might over his feelings for George Weasley.

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    22 Feb 2024

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    Harry’s carried the name Rabastan Lestrange on his arm all his life. He never showed it to anyone at Hogwarts, and he’s doubly glad after learning the man tortured Neville’s parents to insanity. Then comes the battle of the Department of Mysteries.

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    12 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Fred’s hand tightened on Harry’s throat and he cocked his head to the side. One finger slid under the top of Harry’s pants and stroked back and forth. “Thats not how you get your way, Kitten. Ask me nicely.”

    “Fuck you.” Harry pressed his neck up against Fred’s hand but it was suddenly gone. Harry blinked in confusion but just as quickly as the hand was gone it was gripping Harry’s chin, fingers digging into Harry’s cheeks.

    Fred tutted at Harry. “If you want it rough, Kitten, you have to ask nicely. Now use your words or I’ll fuck you slow and sweet.”

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    Harry and Fred are teammates on a pro baseball team. Harry thinks Fred is an asshole and Fred thinks Harry is beautiful. They eventually get their shit together.

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    10 Feb 2024

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    Provoking Theodore Nott was really easy. Fred knew that.

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    10 Feb 2024