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Of all the ways Arthur could have met his soulmate, he did not expect to meet him breaking into his store to buy six gallons of milk in pajamas.
Chapter two is the revenge omake, in which Alfred finally gets his revenge on Matthew (alternatively: what Alfred does with four and a half gallons of milk).
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24 Jun 2026
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“You wanted to know about the gag, did you not?”
At that moment, England could not care less, but unfortunately, he could not say so.
“It is because you never let me love you without fighting back,” France informed. “Because you are worth more than you realise, and I cannot tell you that, because you spit venom whenever anyone has anything nice to say about you.”
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24 Jun 2026
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i have gooned to thjs
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England has quite a few piercings left from his punk days. France enjoys them immensely. Kink meme de-anon.
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23 Jun 2026
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Being a kindergarten teacher was so much easier when his students' parents weren't sinfully handsome Englishmen, Alfred thought.
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20 Jun 2026
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The father furrowed his eyebrows, and leaned past the guard’s arm, anger at Arthur momentarily forgotten. “...Is...is that…?”
“Yes.” Arthur answered, now holding his soul mate’s watch in his hands carefully. “It is.” It looked like most watches, a lot like Arthur’s actually, sans cover. Except for the fact that it was also covered in blue-and-red American flag stickers. “And it looks like it belongs to a fucking idiot.”
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Wildly successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland loses his soul mate at a mall. Moderately intelligent Alfred Jones loses his soul-mate watch at the same mall. The Universe works overtime to make sure these idiots don't ruin everyone's Christmas.

