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    Falling into the trap had been his own fault. He had to deal with that now. As soon as he made it to Naruto, he'd deal with it.

    Written for snsmonth23 day 18 - prompt: I'll take care of you.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “The Uchiha engagement would be the perfect momentum. We could align the candy festival with—”
    Naruto has faced down tailed beasts, war, gods that tried to break the world in half. He’s stood in front of things that should have terrified him.

    And yet nothing has ever hit him quite as hard as this.

    (Or, Sasuke gets engaged and Naruto completely loses it.)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Listen.” Naruto said, leaning threateningly forward into Sasuke’s face. He smelled like aftershave and mint. His mouth was twisted furiously, and Sasuke wanted to— to do something. Punch him. Kiss him. Shut him up, somehow. “Stop making a scene. I don’t want trouble, and Sakura is my friend—“

    “Sakura.” Sasuke said, pressing a finger firmly into Naruto’s chest, causing him to stumble off his toes and unsteadily back, “Is my friend, and you’re the one causing a scene. Aren’t you embarrassed? I don’t know what you’re so worked up about.” He could feel a cold, humiliated fury rising up in his chest, “It was one night. Let it go.”

    For a brief moment, something like hurt flickered in Naruto’s expression, before anger slammed down into its place. “You dick.” He said, and shoved Sasuke flat on his ass.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.

    Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.

    Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."

    Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.

     

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    Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”

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    27 May 2026

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    "Itadori-sama," Megumi says, bowing deeper than he ever has in his entire life. Itadori is, after all, the oldest man on Earth; if anyone deserves respect, it's him. "I'm the sorcerer who'll be assisting you. My name is Sugisawa Megumi."

    He lifts his head in time to see something pass over Itadori's face—a shadow of some kind, an infinitesimal twitch of muscle. "Megumi," he repeats, his voice a low murmur, and Megumi's surprised at how familiar it sounds coming from Itadori's mouth. "Huh. What an old fashioned name."

     

    (Or: two hundred and sixty-six years after his death, Fushiguro Megumi is reborn. It takes a while before either he or Yuuji realise it.)

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    13 May 2026

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