business_inator



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Prince Ben grows up as the villain son of Madame Medusa in the Isle of the Lost, where he'll upend everything from friendships to the internal power structure until he has his future mostly figured out. However, it's a toss up what'll happen once he gets out.

    Words:
    15,804
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    5
  2. Summary

    Dean Winchester becomes a witch after a nasty run-in with one when he's twelve.

    Words:
    7,481
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
  3. Summary

    Number Five loves his family above all else. This is him trying to show that.

    Words:
    5,623
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shappicly-Shappo OP
    Fair question! I didn’t go looking for them or anything. Doing some side work for a local moving company (just boring documentation thank god. I’m much too frail for manual labor!!!) and according to my boss it was left behind by a client ‘‘forever ago” and was never claimed. Knowing him that probably means they didn’t deliver it a decade ago and the client never called looking for it. They were doing a big storeroom clean out and were just going to toss it, so I thought I’d snag it! 

    imhavingabadtime_0158
    So, you just picked up a bunch of old journals you couldn’t read? Didn’t you say you just started grad school? Girl, are you not busy enough????

    Or Ilya loses his old journals in the move to Ottawa.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,188
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    665
    Bookmarks:
    208
    Hits:
    6,699

    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It took a moment for Ilya’s brain to catch up.

    “My father knows about me and Shane?”

    “The whole world knows about you and Shane! Did you not hear me?”

    Or: Shane's phone is stolen in Sochi. They're outed and and have to go on the run together to get out of Russia before being caught by the Russian authorities.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,641
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    499
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    8,113

    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching?

    ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times.

    Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake.

    ILYA They are not scary at all.

    Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane.

    ---

    Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,029
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    324
    Kudos:
    1,430
    Bookmarks:
    372
    Hits:
    12,265

    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    5,239
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    145

    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    1,643
    Kudos:
    14,539
    Bookmarks:
    2,607
    Hits:
    71,664

    05 Jun 2026