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    It all started with his little retreat at his brother's flat. Or maybe it was with his parents' pressuring him about uni, or what's worse, marriage. Or even with James randomly asking to join him for his movie night.

    What Regulus is sure of is that this is all Barty's fault.

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    24 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Regulus knows all too well that living with flatmates comes with a particularly difficult set of challenges. The biggest of which is the lack of privacy. When Regulus finally gets the flat to himself, without his older brother or his flatmate James there, Regulus likes to unwind with a hot shower and a quick wank with the showerhead. It's a small luxury that he relishes, since the death of his vibrator a few months back. However, things take an abrupt turn when he's caught in the act by none other than his flatmate James Potter.

    "How much did you see?"

    James swallows again, looking as though he mildly regrets giving Regulus his towel, as now he has nothing to cover his painfully obvious erection tenting his joggers. James folds his hands together, attempting to conceal his hard dick politely with little success due to its size.

    "More than I probably should have," James admits honestly, eyes still trained on the ceiling. His hand instinctively raises to rub the back of his neck before returning down to shield his groin.

    Or: James walks in on Regulus wanking in the shower and provides a better solution than the showerhead.

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    14 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Regulus hates hockey, yet he finds himself attending his boyfriend's game. It's the end of the third period, the Marauders go head-to-head with the Death Eaters. The Marauders are leading by two points when a fight breaks out on the ice. Gloves are discarded, punches are thrown, and penalties are called. It's starting to look like nothing can change Regulus' mind on hockey. That is, until he sneaks off to pay his boyfriend a visit in the locker room after the game.

    "You're not wearing the jersey I gave you," James comments, looking at his boyfriend.

    Regulus rolls his eyes in mock exasperation, "Oh, yes. Of course. I'm definitely going to wear a jersey with your name plastered on the back." Regulus begins, voice laced with a sarcastic bite of annoyance. "Why don't I just hard launch our secret relationship by flaunting myself in your jersey? Because that would go over so well with my brother."

    "Fair point." James chuckles, planting a quick kiss on his lips. "Couldn't you have at least worn something red? I don't think I like seeing you in Death Eater colours."

    Or: The Marauders play hockey, Regulus hates hockey, but he does love meeting James in the locker room after.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “We just wanted to tell you that we’re dating now.” To emphasize his point, James raises their intertwined hands and presses a devout kiss to the back of Regulus’s hand, a faint smile on his lips.

    Marlene raises her eyebrows, unimpressed. “Haven’t you been dating for, like, six months?”

    “I thought it was a year,” Peter pipes in.

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    Snippets of James and Regulus’s developing relationship.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    James Potter and his impressive ability to negotiate “just the tip” into all the way in.

    Or, Jegulus “just the tip” trope with James abusing Regulus’ terrible decision making skills.

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    05 Apr 2026