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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “He thinks you like me. ...Do you like me?”
    "...You are difficult to not like. It is very easy to fall for you."

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    Ilya thinks Shane Hollander's boyfriend is an asshole, and he doesn't think that just because he's head over heels in love.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “I read online that you’re supposed to have sex with someone you trust, someone who cares about you, and someone who’s attractive,” Taehyung says. “You are, objectively, attractive.”

    “Thanks,” Namjoon mutters, face still hot.

    “Since you meet all of the criteria, it would make perfect sense for you to be the one to have sex with me. You care about me, don’t you?”

    “Yes of course, but—”

    “And I trust you more than I trust anyone else, even Seokjin hyung who I am literally required to trust because he’s my brother.” He pauses. “Plus, it would be weird if I had sex with my brother.”

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    There are many things that don’t come naturally to Taehyung like they do for neurotypical people; one of those being… sex. Luckily for him, his best friend Namjoon would do anything to help him experience life the way he deserves.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    15 Jun 2026

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    A marriage between an alpha and omega can only be evidenced by a bitten claim. When Jungkook unexpectedly rejects Namjoon on their wedding night, the alpha must figure out how to not let his second marriage eclipse even his first as the bigger disaster.

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    A marriage between an alpha and omega can only be evidenced by a bitten claim. When Jungkook unexpectedly rejects Namjoon on their wedding night, the omega must figure out how to keep his second alpha from learning anything about his catastrophic first.

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    10 Jun 2026