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    [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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    29 Jun 2026

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Dykstra: Today is the day!
    Hollander: Remind me why Ilya and I are the ones taking them?
    Bood: You and Roz already handle Luca’s doctor’s appointments anyways
    Bood: It was only a matter of time.
    Chouinard: That fact is still crazy to me.
    Harris: Mom and Dad taking their kids to the doctor!

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    The Centaurs rookies need to get their wisdom teeth out. Why not together and all at once? Oh also Shane and Ilya are responsible for them. Mostly Shane.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets hurt during practice and has to get anesthesia. Because of that, when he wakes up, he doesn't remember who Ilya is anymore - Ilya, who is his husband.

    So, of course, he flirts with him.

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    24 Jun 2026