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  1. Rec 44

    "Kyle, shut the fuck up!" by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    15 May 2023

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    Stan and Kyle are trying something naughty and Kyle can’t seem to keep quiet, even when Stan hears his parents coming home. (its all in the tags)

    aged up 18 (+)!!1!

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 29

    Home by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    01 Feb 2025

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    Goddammit, he shouldn’t be thinking about Stan in the first place. Not only is he straight, but he has a fucking girlfriend. Stan and Wendy have been dating since, like, seventh grade. And why the fuck would Stan look twice at Craig, even if he was somehow into guys? Craig is ugly and volatile, someone the rest of his classmates left behind to rot. He’s got too much going on, too much trouble for Stan- just a stain he’d have to try and wash out. No one has touched him like that in a long time. Stan was holding him like he was a delicate glass statue, like he was afraid of damaging him any further. His fingers were soft and his eyes were glowing as they moved over Craig’s face, reflecting the light like little pools. He looked cute in his pajamas, with his Broncos shirt and matching fucking slippers. Craig groans and covers his face, flopping down sideways on his bed.

    He’s really fucking done it now.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Cartman’s Little Red Book by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    07 Apr 2025

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    Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    dirt wizard by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    17 Oct 2013

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    “You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 69

    ✓✓ Read: The DLC by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    01 Jun 2019

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    KYLE
    Then next thing I know, I was in Canada trying to save Christmas with Santa. I don’t think you were there though.

    aka the tiny sequel to ✓✓ Read with more drama, more fluff, more dog memes, and more of the word "dude"s.

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    28 Jun 2026