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    Tim forgot to take his domino mask off after patrol.

    Then he forgot again.

    And again.

    Jason notices.

    Tim needs him to drop it.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Tim Drake leads a...mostly normal life, helping people get the best insurance they can afford. Soon though, he finds himself embroiled in a plot that involves Robin trying to take him down, and Batgirl possibly helping. Add to the mix Red Hood using him for information, and a strange young man walking into his office under false pretenses, Tim finds that his mostly normal life is about to completely change.

     

    Tim knew there were worse jobs in Gotham than insurance agent, but he’s hard pressed to think of another at the moment. As he shoots off an email to a client about looking into their claim asap, he hears the glass door to the small insurance office open and watches Stephanie Brown,the goddamn Batgirl, walk into the agency and catch his eye. He puts 'masked vigilante' at the top of the list.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    All it takes is a routine trip to the dentist to set off a series of events that somehow ends in Jason getting married. To Roy.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Kon is trying to seduce someone – he won’t tell Tim who – and he enlists Tim’s help to try to hone his flirtation skills. This surely won’t end in disaster for Tim, who’s had a thing for Kon practically since they met.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Tim is an unwanted android, a Robo-Child. After being sent back by his parents, his last and only hope rests in the hands of a man still grieving the loss of his own son.

    “I didn’t ask for a replacement,” Bruce barked. “I don’t want a replacement! You can go back and tell the RCO I don’t need a replacement.”

    Bruce Wayne didn’t want him. If Bruce Wayne didn’t want him, he’d be sent back and dismantled.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    But before he can say anything, Kon blurts out, “I know you’re milking.”

    And then immediately turns redder than Tim’s suit.

    “Listen, Kon, buddy, person who I would trust with my life,” Tim says, pinching the bridge of his nose and realizing belatedly what a Bruce gesture it is. “We have an unspoken agreement, you and I, wherein I try very hard not to think about how little privacy I have around you and you pretend that you can’t literally see my skeleton if you want. This? This is a violation of our unspoken oath.”

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    04 Mar 2026

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    ‘Drake?’

    Tim felt like he was choking. His throat was tight. He couldn’t swallow.

    ‘Damian?’ He managed.

    Damian was… here. At Kent Farm. Dressed in the too-big Batman pajamas that Dick had bought him last Christmas as a joke. And- And-

    Tim was wearing Kon’s t-shirt and his hair was messy and his lips were swollen and- He wasn’t ready for this- He wasn’t- He couldn’t-

    How had he been so stupid?

    Or: Tim comes out to Damian and prepares for the entire family to know by morning. It just so happens that Damian can keep a secret. Multiple, actually.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Kon thinks he has an alien dick (he doesn't).

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Zanka doesn’t know what Jabber and him are doing, but it seems like the rest of the Cleaners do.

    They’re at least trying their best to figure it out.

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    16 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Well I’ll be damned… this feels too good to be true.”

    And it does; Robert isn’t used to surprise gifts– he hasn’t done anything to warrant this. He hates that his immediate response was to throw up his hackles, and try to find any signs of tampering– but it’s not unreasonable for someone like him. He’s Mecha Man; he’s on a lot of people’s shitlist. There’s a lot of people who would mean to do him harm, or at the very least, play a cruel prank on him. He can’t let his guard down, just because he’s a dispatcher now. Being Robert Robertson doesn’t erase the legacy that hangs over his shoulders– the shadow that it casts.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “You’re the straight brother.”

    “Oh?” Well that’s news to Jason, a very queer individual with a boyfriend.

    However, he apparently doesn't have a way to come out to his family. And he has to find one soon because said boyfriend is finding it very interesting that Dick keeps sending him t-shirts that say 'ALLY.'

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    12 Jan 2026

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    or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.

     

    Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.

    Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
    His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.

    or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..

     

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

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    07 Dec 2025

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    ‘Apologize,’ Jack spat and Tim huffed a laugh. He stole a glance at Jason and Damian before turning to face Janet.

    ‘I’m sorry I implied that you’re an alcoholic-’

    ‘No… Apologize for the display you put on in there,’ Jack seethed and that nicked Tim’s good mood a little.

    He wasn’t sorry for dancing with Conner.

    He didn’t think he’d ever smiled so much in his life.

    Or: Conner asks Tim to dance at a fundraiser. Tim’s parents don’t like that. Fortunately, Tim has an entire family who does.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.

    Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”

    “Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”

    Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”

    “Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.

    Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”

    “Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said

     

    OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?

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    15 Nov 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 87

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    5 times Wally told Dick he loved him when he was drunk, and the one time when he was sober

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    10 Nov 2025

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    “But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”

    Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.

    Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it

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    01 Nov 2025

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