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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, dirty phone sex and end up falling in love along the way.

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    13 May 2026

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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

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    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    The first thing Dennis hears every morning is the sound of the grease trap hissing in the shop below, then feels his four-year-old son wriggling deeper into his ribs, like he wants to crawl back into Dennis’ shriveled old sack of a uterus.

    He’s not sure which one wakes him first.

    (Or, Whitaker is a struggling single dad, an MS4 who is about to graduate and crushing on two old men).

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Captain Nash: Buck, you have a shift today - Bobby Nash

    Buck: what

    Buck: no

    Buck: My next shift is on monday

    Ravi: It IS monday dude😭

    Buck: It's Saturday???

    Eddie: Buck check your calendar it is monday

    Buck: WHAT

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    9-1-1 chatfic where everyone bets on Buddie

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    29 Sep 2025

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    “Ravi, what the hell?” Buck jerked away. “Stop touching my back!”

    Ravi’s face was dead serious. “Dude… it’s not coming off.”

    “What’s not—?” Buck twisted to look, but obviously couldn’t see his own back.

    “Oh my God,” Buck groaned.

    “Fuck me…I got a tramp stamp?”

     

    or Buck drinks a little too much tequila and ends up with a hangover and a Tramp Stamp.

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    17 Mar 2025