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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Grace points at the five tentacles.

    “So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”

    Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.

    “Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”

    “It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”

    Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.

    “Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Are you almost finished, question?” Rocky asks, as if he isn’t asking something deeply mortifying.

    Grace lets his head fall back against the wall and huffs out something between a laugh and a sigh. “No,” he says. “It’s not—um. It’s not working.”

    Your penis is broken, question?

    “No!” Grace yelps.

    Tell me what is broken,” Rocky says. “I can fix it.

     

    OR: grace has desires. rocky can help.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Then Ilya’s mouth was there. Right on the spot. His lips pressed a soft, lingering kiss to that exact patch of skin below Shane’s navel. It was a combination of the location, the tenderness of the gesture so at odds with Ilya’s usual aggressive passion, and the sheer accumulated sensitivity of weeks of focused attention that broke the dam.

    or, that picture of Ilya kissing Shane's lower belly broke my brain.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    10 Mar 2026