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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Bookmarked by colonel_idiot
15 Jun 2026
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Fifteen-year-old Dennis Whitaker is sent away by his family to atone for an illness bringing turmoil to their farm. As a punishment from God, he is left alone, injured and unwilling to ask for help.
Jack Abbot is an ER doctor with a soft spot for a certain blonde haired kid who won't say a word to him.
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- Part 1 of The Best Revenge is Living Well
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18 Apr 2026
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orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by livermoriumkid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.
Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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Bookmarked by colonel_idiot
12 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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- Part 1 of joshua 1:9
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06 Mar 2026
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The sheltered and the soldier, the blessed and the damned by PureHeartedTyrant
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
13 Jan 2023
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Vergil was the strong one; the one that weathered each storm as they came. It was his duty, his role, to be the one to stand in front and break the wind before it could hit his brother.
Dante was the sheltered one. Protected by their mother, by circumstance, and by Vergil himself, even if Dante was too blind to recognize it.
Thrown through time and space, on a morbid expedition of his brother’s life, Vergil lives through the worst moments of Dante’s life and finally begins truly understand the brother he always thought he had completely figured out.
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- Part 10 of Unrelated Fics with Art!