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late at night in the woods by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster) for AnarchyAndOldLace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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Werewolf Izzy fanart for AnarchyandOldLace for OFMD Loser's Club Halloween Exchange 2023!
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Superluminal Entanglement by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster), queenclio
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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Edward Teach is an astronaut famous for his long solo flights for NASA. Three years into his longest mission yet, he receives a strange transmission from an unknown source: a mysterious alien named Stede. Neither NASA nor the US Space Force is interested in tangling with an alien threat, so when Ed goes AWOL to find Stede, he’s suddenly at odds with a lot of powerful people. Ethnolinguist Izzy Hands—Ed’s old flame— and NASA’s rogue Mission Control crew are left scrambling to save them both.
or, a Steddyhands monsterfucking AU in space.
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- Part 1 of Superluminal Entanglement
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first contact by chronicpainzuko (competentmonster) for aiyah
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
08 Jan 2021
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A celestial take on Sun Dragon Zuko and Moon Phoenix Sokka.
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Superluminal Entanglement by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster), queenclio
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Dec 2023
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north to the ocean, hotter than the sun by halfeatenmoon for zoicite
Fandoms: Deadloch (TV 2023)
23 Dec 2023
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Cath has decided to confront her anxiety about Dulcie's relationship with Eddie. By getting Eddie into bed with them.
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Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
12 Apr 2026
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You go to rehab, go to college, join a professional sports team, live a stable adult life with your long-term partner, realize you probably want to fuck your own dad--you know, that kind of thing. Normal stuff like that.
Bookmarked by happyzimm (competentmonster)
08 Feb 2026
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Stede knows Ed entirely and completely and absolutely up to a certain point. The certain point is kind of making itself known right now.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
15 Jun 2025
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“How – uh – how big. Is big.”
“Too big for you,” Stede dismissed easily, with a little chuckle.
And Ed couldn’t help get his hackles up at that, because he’d always thought of himself as a bit of a dick connoisseur, actually, and he didn’t like the implication that he wasn’t. “How do you know that?” he demanded.
“Well, because I’ve seen what human penises look like!” Stede exclaimed. “Trust me, you couldn’t handle it.”
“Stede,” Ed scoffed, folding his arms. “I’m a marine biologist. I can handle anything.”A fic in which Ed discovers that his merman boyfriend has a hidden merman penis, and insists on conducting some thorough biological research. If you catch my drift.
Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
13 May 2025
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Bookmarked by blackbeardkitten (competentmonster)
02 May 2025