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After Rhys gets demoted to Assistant Vice Janitor, he struggles to climb up the ranks again since most people don’t give a second glance to a lowly janitor.
The cyborg decides to create an online persona and starts blackmailing or bribing employees with information he finds during his work as a janitor. He piques Handsome Jack’s interest when he starts to send anonymous messages with ‘tips’ to possible issues the CEO might want to take care of. And Jack always enjoys playing a little cat-and-mouse.
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“No– no.” Flambae wasn’t even sure how to describe what he had seen. “No, there’s like– it’s like a clear thing is flicking over your eyeballs?” Flambae focused on Waterboy’s eyes again, though now, he wasn’t noticing it anymore. What the fuck?
Instead of immediately freaking out like Flambae had expected, a flash of understanding crossed over Waterboy’s face, before he ducked his head. He pressed the back of his hand over his eyes, seeming almost embarrassed.
“O-oh– ah, I’m sorry– this– um, sometimes it kind of, I don’t know– I must have gotten– e-excited, or something…” Waterboy mumbled.
OR: Flambae is really interested in Waterboy's extra "quirks", in more ways than one.
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13 Jun 2026
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au·tot·o·my
/ôˈᴛäᴅəᴍē/noun: Zoology
The casting off of a part of the body (e.g. the tail of a lizard) by an animal under threat.
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On a mission with Waterboy to deal with a dwindling gang, Robert and a handful of the Z-team witness one of Waterboys hidden abilities (to their disgust and concern)
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07 Jun 2026
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After the team finds out about Robert being Mecha Man and his drive to get revenge on Shroud. They decide to take matters into their own hands and get some info that could help their favorite depressed dispatcher.
The only problem is that the fucker they nabbed is really good at keeping his mouth shut and nothing they are doing is gaining results.
Somehow Waterboy gets roped in to participate and it's his turn...
At least they can get a good laugh.
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07 Jun 2026
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It's not the best idea he's ever had—OK, it's probably one of the worst—but following the reopening of the Handsome Jackpot, Rhys' curiosity gets the best of him.
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04 Jun 2026
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90 degrees and counting by BloodthirstyMerc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2025
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Wade exhales far too loudly as he watches Peter's body shift into position with his ass in the air and the head of his cock coming to his parted lips. Peter grips the edge of the bed in his hands as he lets his legs hover in the air for a moment before he lets them fall just enough for him to suckle the head comfortably.
"Good fucking God, Peter. You're not allowed to keep secrets from me from this moment on, for reasons totally not related to this." Wade murmurs as he reaches for himself, palming his cock through his pants almost a little too eagerly. Not that he needs it, he’s not sure that he’s gotten this hard this fast in a long while. How the hell is Peter this perfect?
{{Prompt: Autofellatio}}
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- Part 6 of Spider and the Pool
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31 Mar 2026