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“Got it,” she said slowly. “One question. If we do a big splashy exclusive. Isn’t it a bit unethical to platform a guy like him?”
“June!” Jiraiya chortled. “Oh June, June, June. You’re a good cookie.”
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A young reporter chats with Deidara in prison. Among other things.
Written for the Akatsuki OC Fic Challenge.
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“Oh my god,” the shinobi moaned. “You’re good at this.”
Kakashi would have responded, but his mouth was busy.
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“I’ll make it easy for you,” Obito smiled. In the cold brightness of their Kamui dimension, he looked like a ghost, one that had haunted Kakashi for almost his entire adult life. “I’ll let you skip all that. To see the perfect world we’ll create.”
Or: Kakashi has a bad day. He meets a god. It gets worse.
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how's the weather? are you better? by coniferous
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
25 Jul 2024
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“Arf! Arf! Arf!”
“He says he told Orochimaru that he’d shred the stasis seal to prevent further experiments if he didn’t come get you,” Pakkun translates.
“Always the dramatics, Sasuke-kun,” Orochimaru sighs. “Honestly, haven’t we been through enough together? You know I wouldn’t delay you treatment to indulge my own whims.”
Beyond the second half of that statement, it was a bit rich for Orochimaru to be calling people dramatic, Kakashi thinks.
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something inside myself, singing by coniferous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2022
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Nie Huaisang realizes his hand is cramping, the sides of the fan digging into his palm where he’s gripped it. He unclenches his hands and rubs them against his robes, trying to rid them of the sensation. It feels too much like holding a blade.
Or: Nie Huaisang teaches himself how to hunt.
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a fugitive is also a kind of dog by voxofthevoid for tenderblender
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2026
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“That’s an ugly pet you’ve got there,” Satoru comments, peering over Yuuji’s shoulder for a better look at the blob of baby-pink flesh he’s cradling.
A baleful red eye bores into him. “Gojou Satoru—”
“I think he’s kinda cute.”
Sukuna’s comically tiny mouth—made all the more hilarious by how the voice coming from within is still his deep bass—snaps shut, that single eye swiveling back to Yuuji while dripping offense and incredulity.
“Cute?” Satoru asks, joining Sukuna in staring at Yuuji.
There’s an unrepentant shrug. “Like a very weird cat. I think he’d be a cat, if he were an animal. You too, sensei. Different types, though. Very different.”
“You’ve…put a lot of thought into this,” Satoru says faintly.
“I’ve had a lot of time to think.” Yuuji smiles. The first smile Satoru’s seen from him, and all he can think is that Yuuji should never, ever smile—not like this. “Hey, Sukuna? If I give you the choice to stay with me, you’ll just say no again, right?”
In one world, death snatches Satoru away from the arms of victory. In this one, his student saves him from the jaws of death.
But this isn’t the Yuuji he knows.
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a grave and i share the same unclean throat by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2025
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Sukuna bites his tongue off.
Yuuji breaks the kiss, shoving Sukuna away while he focuses on regrowing his tongue. “What the hell, man?!”
Sukuna doesn’t dignify him with an answer. Or he’s just too busy chewing up Yuuji’s tongue to bother.
“Disgusting,” is the verdict. “You never not disappoint.”
“Are you seriously complaining that I don’t taste good enough, you cannibal weirdo?” Yuuji shakes his head. “And what kind of a kiss was that! This is why you didn’t get laid back in the Heian era.”
All four of Sukuna’s eyes narrow. “Intend to change that, do you.”
Yuuji doesn’t actually know whether Sukuna fucked or not back then. He doesn’t really care.
“Intend to let me?” he shoots back.
Sukuna smiles, slow and vile and dripping red.
“Why not,” he says, his voice a low, rumbling purr that sends a chill down Yuuji’s spine. “Let’s see how desperate you truly are.”
Skin ripples and flesh bulges.
The almost-familiar lines of Yuuji’s body split apart around Sukuna’s true form.
Yuuji makes a last-ditch attempt to impress his humanity upon Sukuna. But success is a double-edged sword.
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19 Mar 2026
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Screaming Mute and Seeing Blind by Nonymos
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Thor (Movies)
15 Sep 2014
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Clint would have come to help. Like, really. If it hadn't been for just a tiny detail—the kind which causes the best laid plans to spiral into chaos.
It's not like Clint had a plan, anyway. Still, this whole slavery thing is supposed to be Loki's punishment. Maybe Clint's being petty, but it sounds more like the joke's on him.
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03 Dec 2025
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a mind overborne by astolat for joannesopercook
Fandoms: Dracula - Stoker, Dracula (1931 movie)
17 Dec 2009
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An alternate universe using elements of both the novel and the Lugosi film. Inspired by my recipient's comment that Renfield is overwhelmed by Dracula's "too-strong love." Note: potentially disturbing content.
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24 Nov 2025
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For every rising star that the shinobi world produces, a hundred other geniuses are chewed up and spit out. Seiko crawls out of that grinder, only to find that she still has the rest of her life to face head on.
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08 Oct 2025