constantlyconstipated
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my body (constantly betrays me) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2026
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“You’ve been in bed all day, is something wrong?“
In which Maglor suffers from his own anatomy.
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with her sweetened breath (and her tongue so mean) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2026
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"No," Maglor says, a displeased expression on her face. "You said you knew what Maitimo and I do together, right? Prove it."
Or, Maglor puts Celegorm in his place.
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- Part 1 of sweet as cherry wine
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empty as a car (coasting downhill) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2026
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His world is muted on Sundays. It’s like a gray trying too hard to be a shade of blue, or yellow, or anything, really. It’s nothing and everything at the same time. It’s the beginning of the cycle. It’s another worthless day.
Or, a week in Dazai's repetitive, corporate hell. -
you and me won't be alone no more by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Nov 2025
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Back in Valinor, an innocent conversation.
"Nelyo?"
"What is it, Kano?"
"Can I marry you someday?"
"Silly, Kano. We can’t marry each other. I’m your brother."
Or, at the end of the world, there are just the two of them.
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pray for us sinners (now and at the hour of our death) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: Monster (Anime & Manga)
11 Dec 2024
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"We've created a monster, Johan."
She is Mother Mary, bearing the fruit of the antichrist.
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sweet as cherry wine by constantlyconstipated
Fandom The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2026
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Birds of Paradise by elthedane for SunriseMod
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
22 Nov 2022
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Eren says the Sunrise Motel is a shithole, but Zeke doesn’t see it that way at all. He likes the ghost in the walls that flickers the lights to say hi and the rust stains that make the sink look like a crying elephant.
Zeke likes his life. He just wishes Eren would smile more.
(or, Eren struggles to take care of his little brother in the slums of Paradis Island, a popular tourist destination)
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The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. Two methods of removal are: either the love is requited or the infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.
Bookmarked by constantlyconstipated
25 Nov 2021
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The Port Mafia has done many questionable things over the years.
To Dazai’s chagrin, keeping him alive is not one of them.
(in a world where Odasaku survives, Dazai Osamu becomes the Boss of the Port Mafia)
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- Part 1 of the orange sunset
Bookmarked by constantlyconstipated
13 Nov 2021
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cried. this is too real and the characterizations are too.
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in the interest of continued good-will between the port mafia and the armed detective agency, mori sends Q and akutagawa to deliver documents to the agency's office, under strict orders for Q to also deliver an apology to naomi, atsushi and kirako.
all Q wants to know is "will the bad man be there?"
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an exploration of the possible reasons dazai and Q hate each other.Bookmarked by constantlyconstipated
13 Nov 2021
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Dazai left a lot broken in his wake.
Bookmarked by constantlyconstipated
29 Oct 2021